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- Episode 133: “Amateur, Please.”THIS WEEK:*Submitted for your debate: Olympic powerlifter, “Horrible Tubalard”, sorry, Laurel Hubbard, blows the Olympics on purpose for her his/her/they’s own selfish needs.*Obama throws a birthday party for 700 of his closest financial backers but you might have to wear a mask—again, but still get vaccinated—again, keep the mask on and shut down your business—again, just to play it safe until Gavin *Newsom gets those mail-in ballots sorted out. Yeah, it's a conspiracy theory. Amateur, please.*A new, exciting feature of Coronavirus 2.0!*How to tell if you’re “sophisticated” and what makes a person “better” than someone else?PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: alarming population stats, The Cleveland Browns due for a name change?, and reminding the weak that they are “strong".*On “3 Pro Things”: a whiskey pick, and two things found on Twitter, one, common sense, and the other, a fact, both of which amateur nation will happily ignore because they’re too busy screaming at you to be a good human—like they are.Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lou.santini3Website: www.lousantini.comLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!40 min
- Episode 132: “Amateur Nation is NOT a Conspiracy Theory”THIS WEEK:*NEW “NO AMATEURS” tee shirts and keychains are here! Order yours on lousantini.com!*Life hack! Two real, doable, logical options if someone makes fun of you or displays discrimination against you—regardless of race, sexuality, or appearance.*I dissect Simone Biles’ quitting on herself, her team, and her country, and the amateurs who think it’s ok, rather, “she should be celebrated”.*More control goals over your health from “Holiday Inn Express” doctor, Bill Gates, and super-villain, Hitler protege, George Soros. Because they’re caring philanthropists who don’t want any more money or power.PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: what the “Titans of Industry” had in common, sarcasm, and more anti-vaccine logic and common sense. (I know, amateurs, it’s your kryptonite.)*On “3 Pro Things”: one of the most artistically ambitious foreign films I’ve ever seen, the Betsy Ross flag, and a great action movie that was a pleasant surprise.Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lou.santini3Website: www.lousantini.comLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!39 min
- Episode 131: “Hey, Amateur Nation: F*** Your Feelings!”THIS WEEK:*The Cleveland Indians no longer call themselves the correct name, “The Cleveland Indians”. So no more “Cleveland Indians”. What do you think of that, “Cleveland Indians” fans?*10 alternate names for “The Cleveland Indians”.*“Absolutes” and why I love them.*Amateur nation’s life motto.*Team USA Basketball gets a wakeup call.PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: “The Blair Witch Project” and how it relates to amateur nation, sending your DNA in the mail, and businesses that coddle the coddle-able.*On “3 Pro Things”: an NHRA drag racer is a complete stud, Clapton is God, and the song behind this episode’s title!Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lou.santini3Website: www.lousantini.comLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!36 min
- Episode 130: “Amateur Nation: They’ll Tell You What’s Right For You!”THIS WEEK:*So Cammie “The Hyena” Harris is now quoting the Bible to pressure you into taking the lab experiment? Fine. I counter with a few Bible quotes of my own.*Solid life lessons learned from “The Babylon Bee” and “The Office”.*Hate America so much, amateurs? Fine, we’re calling your bluff to get out.PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: “professional” athletes who whine the most win the least, lazy writing in movies, and my recent viewing of “Air Force One” for the first time*On “3 Pro Things”: Ohio Pride strikes again, a 10 year-old boy “goes to Washington”, and an amateur athlete acts like a Pro.Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!44 min
- Episode 129: “ATTENTION: Amateurs NEED Attention!”THIS WEEK:*“High maintenance”. “Needy”. “Attention whore”. “Always in crisis”. These are the words used to describe quintessential amateur behavior.*The term, “sex positive” and why it’s stupid.*What degree of socializing are you comfortable with? One corporate office has a condescending, childish system so you know who’s face you can lick in the office and who’s you can’t!*The Commies are coming! The Commies are co—oh, wait, they’re already here.*From my book, “The Amateur Mission Statement”.PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: The latest M. Night Shyamalan movie, more BLM stupidity, having your picture taken, and USB ports.*On “3 Pro Things”: former guest and star of “Uncle Tom” and Producer of “Uncle Tom 2”, Chad Jackson, a foreign film pick, and quote that should be heard and heeded by Amateur Nation, by the legendary Bruce Lee.Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern! Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!30 min
- Episode 128: “An Open Letter to Amateur Nation”THIS WEEK:*Just like the title says, I read my “Open Letter to Amateur Nation”—you know who you are.*4 things I learned about Amateur Nation in America over the last 16 months.*How Amateur Nation showed their true colors when canceling “My Pillow” CEO, Mike Lindell.*A nobody pseudo celebrity announces his/her/they’s sexuality! What is the sexuality? Who is the pseudo-celebrity? And how will you get on with your life without knowing?PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: Why I left Commiefornia and why amateurs should leave America if it’s so horrible.*On “3 Pro Things”: a found, “lost wallet”, a metal pick and a beer pick!Get podcast previews and other fun content every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3wuyAWqGet the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!38 min
- Episode 127: “Being ‘Amateurist’ is a Good Thing!’”THIS WEEK:*Penis found in a woman’s locker room. Still attached to a live male. And one female Pro wasn’t havin’ it.*Amateur Nation: I can’t with you anymore. Birds are racist now?*I get proactive and compile a list of SEXIST birds!*Amateur Amateur athlete, Gwen Berry, embarrasses herself and America. Gwen, I think I have just the man for you! Oh, wait, LeBron is married—to China.PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: Anna Paquin, Denny’s, vax crap, and why slang words were invented for medical terms of genitalia.*On “3 Pro Things”: another life lesson in tenacity and perseverance taught by the NHRA, an open letter to the United State Olympic Committee, and a healthy fruit snack you may have missed.Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comYouTube: https://bit.ly/3bxForBLISTEN ON: Amazon Music & Audible, Anchor, Anghami, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, GooglePodcasts, IHeartRadio, Apple iTunes, Luminary, Overcast, Pandora, PlayerFM, Pocketcasts, Podcast Index, Podfriend, PodOmatic, Podstation, Podverse, RadioPublic, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Stitcher!45 min
- Episode 126: “Amateur Nation is Anti-American”THIS WEEK:*What is “sexy” to you? Doesn’t matter. Amateur Nation will tell you.*What “changing the narrative” really does. Here’s a hint:*The ungrateful, amateur, Hollywood Elite: constantly biting the American Capitalist hands that feed them. Add these amateurs to the “boycotted and canceled” list!*Men, are you getting in shape? Well, you’re oppressing Amateur Nation! Drop those dumbbells and pickup a donut to make the weak feel better!PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: how to use a grocery cart properly, what men and women look for in the opposite sex, and 9 Things We’ve Been Told To Do in the Last 16 Months.*On “3 Pro Things”: a dessert pick, a great article of a fan’s perspective on NHRA drag racing, and a parody song for the times we live in.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comYouTube: https://bit.ly/3bxForBLISTEN ON: ITunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Breaker, Pocketcasts, Overcast, Castbox, PlayerFM, PodOmatic, RadioPublic, Anchor, SoundCloud, iHeartRadio, Pandora, Deezer37 min
- Episode 125: “‘Merry Day Off!’: Amateurs & Their Fear (of Words)!”THIS WEEK:*Technology: it doesn’t know when to quit. And Pros give their input.*Juneteenth is a thing? Fine, I’m starting, “Mayth” in honor my birthday month. “Oh, that’s stupid and doesn’t make sense?” I know.*A New Jersey School Board rewrites the school calendar and creates world peace!*Worked out in the yard this summer? Get a little tan? Way to go, racist!PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: What racism ISN’T, the Black Lives Matter theme song, and “breaking the internet”.*On “3 Pro Things”: It’s all input from Pros around the country: what the left lane is for, what not wearing a mask really means to amateurs, and only 40 reasons why Gavin Newsom should be recalled. Just 40!Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comYouTube: https://bit.ly/3bxForBLISTEN ON: ITunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Breaker, Pocketcasts, Overcast, Castbox, PlayerFM, PodOmatic, RadioPublic, Anchor, SoundCloud, iHeartRadio, Pandora, Deezer49 min
- Episode 124: “The Crazed, the Bad and the Commies”THIS WEEK:*Pseudo-environmentalist, hyper-emotional, teenage attention whore, Swedish millionaire spaz, Greta Thunberg, has another nervous breakdown. And I break down her latest breakdown.*Commiefornia just keeps getting Commie-er. And it’s Pro residents have something to say about it.*One of the worst cases of parental virtue signaling of all time.PLUS:*On “Off Topic”: gas station pumps, Uber and Foo Fighter discrimination, LowBrain James, and movies that take place in the years 2020/2021.*On “3 Pro Things”: a breakfast food pick, a U.S. county stands up to corporate racism, and a disturbing, compelling must see movie.Get the book! https://amzn.to/2qWAOlzFacebook: https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainmentInstagram: @lousantini3Website: www.lousantini.comYouTube: https://bit.ly/3bxForBLISTEN ON: ITunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Breaker, Pocketcasts, Overcast, Castbox, PlayerFM, PodOmatic, RadioPublic, Anchor, SoundCloud, iHeartRadio, Pandora, Deezer34 min
About AMATEUR NATION
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If you want biting, insightful (and funny) news/social commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of…
Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros"!