Didn't have to drug the turkey this year. Electric Biscuits. Gay Nutcrackers. Amber learned about the smells. Paradies that don't hold up. Chyyyyyyna needs us fatsos. Panda friends with benefits. Advice to the car salesman. Nood. Menu stealing.

I am thankful for all of you. Be nice to your dumber relatives this year.

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