We finally review Fast X. Is customer service going down the tubes? We share our road rage stories again and discuss people not understanding how to address mail. Subscribe and tell a friend!

This week Wes reviews John Wick, Cocaine Bear, and Scream. Murray briefly touches on the Mario movie. Wes and Murray tell stories of people commenting on every joke at a comedy show. Wes brings up the possibility of Magic Johnson not having HIV and asks Murray if he would pretend he had it to bring awareness to the disease. We also discuss the meaning Firestone being the official tire of country music.

This week we ponder why an adult would feel the need to do graffiti. This conversation turns into a discussion on huffing paint and raises the question of how one goes from weed to huffing paint.  

Murray tells the story of trying not to laugh at a Funeral. Wes does his best to avoid watching the Fast X trailer and discusses his issues with the long-lost brother storyline in the last movie.

Wes has issues with independent taxi services and believes only weird people work for them. Murray shares his absolute hatred for the Bigfoot community and the time he insulted a lady who says she is a believer. Everything healthy is expensive, which doesn't matter because it will kill us anyway. 

Murray keeps getting loan and credit card offers from the same place he has loans and credit cards.   We finish with Wes having a long-lost brother of his own and him telling the story of how he may or may not be named Wesley.

American Zero returns! Wes discusses his ridiculous dream and wonders what it could mean. As always, we are back with issues. Wes dives into gun nuts, their preparations for civil war, and celebrating the joining of militias like it's a high school graduation. 

Murray has issues with people being angry with Family Guy and Dog Man books. Wes tells the story of when his mom told him Jerry Garcia died. Murray explains why he thinks Nope's ending is dumb after watching it with his kids.

Wes poses hypothetical questions. Would you wear a wig if you were balding? What would happen if you were told no more pants, white briefs only? From there, we question who uses the hole in the front of briefs.

Finally, we are back.  Murray details our delays and having to deal with Covid.  We realize we're getting too old to stay up late, and some of our references show our age.  Murray also describes his dream with zombies and multiple celebrities.

Murray hates biscuits, and Wes has issues with people ordering at subway, which leads us into a conversation about our experiences at Mexican restaurants.  We also discuss what female would be a suitable replacement for Dirty Harry.

Murray goes on the most thrilling ride of his life and then tells the story of a crazy shootout in front of his workplace.  We discuss our issues with no creativity in Hollywood and how it's possibly been ruined by TikTok.  Wes reviews Cobra Kai, and we both review Halloween Kills.

Murray gets sucked into the royal family drama, and Wes has issues with Grub Hub.  We also discuss sports betting becoming legal in Kansas, and Murray knows he has a gambling problem.  Murray also tells stories of getting caught during some "personal" moments in his younger days.  We also discuss the ridiculousness of Steven Seagals movie Hard to Kill.  We again question what is going on with Seagal's hairline and how it's secretly a work of art possibly done by Banksy.  Subscribe to the American Zero Podcast today! 

Wes is going bald and Murray is mad about people backing into parking spaces.  We discuss Murray acting white, and people having issues over diversity in film.  Dairy Queen can't call their soft serve ice cream and Murray overthinks bonfires.

We review Nope, Murray has issues with customer service numbers and Wes has issues with Pedialyte.  Murray hates long menus on customer service numbers and his mom spends three hours on the phone with the cable guy.  We also touch on Revenge of the Nerds not holding up and kids not understanding having to wait for movies or music.

This week we discuss how many twelve-year-olds it would take to beat us up?  Murray discusses puberty, getting bullied, and being afraid of showering in high school.  We also discuss high school gangs and Wes getting written up in gym.  Listen in for so much more!