Update:  We had to republish May 19th episode as it failed to process on Spotify the last time.  New episode coming out at the end of the week!

On today's episode, a UK woman marries her cat to avoid her landlord's pet ban, crazy republican lawmakers get angry about unborn babies, & crypto markets finally crash and burn.

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Plus Sylvia's 'Love is Blind' recap, and why it's A-OK to travel to North Korea!

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