Amerisplaining With Walter

Broadcast legend briefly alludes to a topic he will be more fully exploring and alluding to in the next episode of Amerisplaining with Walter, that being The Inshitification of Real Life. K\He's keeping this one short so you can enjoy his vocal performance of his very own Christmas song. Don't Say Goodbye to Merry Christmas...Yet!

DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO MERRY CHRISTMAS YET

Christmas what a wonderful time of the year
But how're we gonna know that it's Christmas
If we never ever use the word Christmas, or even Mary

Let's look at Holiday, it's a word that could apply to almost any day 
Like Mother's Day, Veteran's Day or Labor Day
It's not really specific to Christmas It's so confusing

This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Santa Clause nor Jesus gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!

We'd go to office Christmas parties getting drunk
And pinching all the the intern's buns (every Christmas, every Christmas) 
We'd whip out a cheezy plastic Jesus and pretend
We were a bunch of nuns (every Christmas, every Christmas)

We insulted everybody (you were assholes)
And no one seemed to mind (yes we did, we really really did)
Don't say goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!

This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Yahweh nor the Buddah gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas, yet!

copyright 2016 Blaine Selkirk

In Episode #10 of Amerisplaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha attempts to explain the absurdity of the most powerful nation on earth having a system of government where a single legislator can shut it down on a whim... or less. 
Walter went flea marketing again in search of rare 78's, finding a copy of "That Old Stone Church", a  disk from 1937 by the Tennessee's Old Timey New Testimentalaires, the first documented use of a Hammond organ on a gospel recording.
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Broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha finally says something profound, Dr Suess makes a ghostly return and North Dakota music legends FRACK ATTACK channels The Boss to make a musical satirical point that may not be as profound as Walter's but definitely worth a listen. Enjoy!

In Episode 8 of Amerispaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha explores some of the sciency type reasons that might explain  the MAGA crow's addiction to all things Trump. It can't be because of his policies, which don't help them. It might be because of the sense of identity he gives them, yearning to join a group of conspiracy theory loving, undereducated, low information, politically naive neophites? Maybe. Warning! Walter uses some big words in this one. And don't miss the Gregorian Chant at the end that will probably take 2-3 listens to make sense. Perfect for our times.
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In this episode broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha tries to figure out who started a nasty, premature rumor of his demise that's all over social media, then tackles the roots of the DOGE DEBACLE by jumping back in time, where the simple answer is in clear sight. Too bad Elon didn't do likewise. Walter ends it off with a tribute to Beach Boys late genius Brian Wilson, performed by North Dakota's resident rock legends... Frack Attack! (cue the girls screaming)

In Episode 6 of Amerisplaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha tells of a chance encounter with a Canada goose on a lonely country road outside Chagrin Falls, North Dakota. How it inspired him to decide that the episode should be about "attention" and the battles we all face to avoid having ours captured and squeezed silly by the big social media platforms. Walter also shares a 1919 record from vaudeville team Millie and Martin that he bought at a flea market that turned out to have maybe influenced The Beatles' 1968 White Album.

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In this episode of Amerisplaining With Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha explores a few techniques used by the the second term White House staff that differentiates it from the first term crew. To fully explain this we must go back to the year 1377. This episode's musical piece leans heavily on the style of medieval balladry. Pure of heart chivalry with feather in cap and arrows in quiver. Definitely not the blues.

Welcome to broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha's long awaited inaugural episode of his podcast "AMERISPLAINING WITH WALTER". This episode he shines the spotlight on "candidational malarky" within the context of the 2024 election, and how would the world have looked now if Nixon had shaved back in 1960. You will also hear a 135 year old North Dakota sea shanty entitled, "The Ballad of Steveston O'Bannion" with Walter taking the lead alongside members of the Chagrin Falls Glee Club and Male Chorus.

In this episode broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha Amerisplains why he thinks the national bird, the bald eagle, should be exchanged for one that better reflects the new political landscape. And to commemorate the upcoming anniversary of the Capitol riot, Walter again calls upon the Chagrin Falls ND Glee Club and Male Chorus to help him out in a performance of another traditional North Dakota sea shanty entitled, "The Yum Yum Titty Song".

In Episode #3 of Amerisplaining with Walter, broadcast legend Walter Brohahahaha amerisplains why the present day business community can't rely on the successes of the last 150 years to guarantee economic supremacy in the 21st century. Yes, we may feel our main rivals, China, nipping at our heels, but there are new opportunities emerging that will give us a whole new lease on life. All it requires is to use the same heroic strategies that propelled uthe United States to the head of the industrial pack back in the 19th century. And don't miss Walter's personal ode to Christmas that features the female members of the Chagrin Falls Glee Club. Happy Holidays, all!