Broadcast legend briefly alludes to a topic he will be more fully exploring and alluding to in the next episode of Amerisplaining with Walter, that being The Inshitification of Real Life. K\He's keeping this one short so you can enjoy his vocal performance of his very own Christmas song. Don't Say Goodbye to Merry Christmas...Yet!
DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO MERRY CHRISTMAS YET
Christmas what a wonderful time of the year
But how're we gonna know that it's Christmas
If we never ever use the word Christmas, or even Mary
Let's look at Holiday, it's a word that could apply to almost any day
Like Mother's Day, Veteran's Day or Labor Day
It's not really specific to Christmas It's so confusing
This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Santa Clause nor Jesus gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!
We'd go to office Christmas parties getting drunk
And pinching all the the intern's buns (every Christmas, every Christmas)
We'd whip out a cheezy plastic Jesus and pretend
We were a bunch of nuns (every Christmas, every Christmas)
We insulted everybody (you were assholes)
And no one seemed to mind (yes we did, we really really did)
Don't say goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!
This political correctness sometimes goes too far
Neither Yahweh nor the Buddah gives a shit so let's not say
Goodbye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas
Bye to Merry Christmas, yet!
copyright 2016 Blaine Selkirk