Amtrekker travels back to Charleston, SC to get dragged face first through the waters of the Atlantic Ocean in an effort to "try his hand at kiteboarding."

Calamity ensues.

Amtrekker travels to New York City of all places to learn to sail in the Hudson River courtesy of the Atlantic Yachting Association! In two short days he manages to break sailing and earn his keel boat certification!

"Heaving to"ensues.

Amtrekker travels to the Boone Hall Plantation in Charleston, SC to see if he can't find a way to help out. You be the judge of how helpful he actually manages to be.

Amtrekker travels to the Chattooga river in South Carolina to go river kayaking, get soaked and try not to die.

...that's pretty much what happen.

(Scenes from Deliverance were roundly avoided.)

Amtrekker travels to New Market, VA to take part in the cleverly named Battle of New Market!

Reenaction of discomfort ensues.

Amtrekker takes a week off to answer those mounting viewer emails. Lots of walking and talking ensues.

Amtrekker

travels to New York to see a live taping of The Colbert Report but his

podcast is foiled when security takes away his video camera!

What are they hiding from America?

Canned laughter ensues.

Amtrekker travels to Boston, MA to take part in the madness that is the 112th Boston Marathon. Ladies beware...

Sexy Man-leg ensues.

Amtrekker travels to Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, NJ to redeem himself after last October's failure! Watch as even the weather fails to stops him from reaching his goal!

Precipitation ensues.

Amtrekker travels to Mapleton, UT to get his first fly-fishing lesson in a local pond. After numerous battles with local shrubbery he emerges victorious yet again!

Entanglement ensues.