Amtrekker vs. Cue Ball the cow. I'm not so sure Amtrekker came out as the victor this time around. Watch as our intrepid hero tries to soothe the savage beast with dead grass and a falsetto voice.

Improvements abound and cow riding ensues.

Amtrekker earns a spot as a guest on Fox Business News' "Happy Hour" and manages to destroy host Cody Willard in a hotdog eating contest despite the cheater's best efforts!

Gag reflexes ensue!

Amtrekker travels to Austin, Texas to cross #46 off his list and go see a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse. Does he see a great new movie?

No.

He sees Home Alone.

Hilarity ensues.

Amtrekker visits the great mud pit that is the Arkansas Crater of Diamonds State Park and spends the day looking for diamonds, talking to strangers and talking to himself...a lot.

Searching ensues.

Amtrekker ventures forth into the unknown and daringly wades through boredom to SUCCESSFULLY (finally) hitchhike from Charlottesville, VA to Nashville, TN!

Bad sound ensues.

Amtrekker visits Charlottesville, Virginia and hunts down one of those elusive geocaches.

Little to moderate fun ensues.

Amtrekker travels to Wareham, MA to wade through a cranberry bog, drop his pants...and cry like a little girl. Who knew a bog in Massachusetts could be so cold in November?

Sissy-ness ensues.

Amtrekker spends Thanksgiving with the Fiamingo family in Mansfield, PA. Awesome people that know how to cook and know no bounds to the kindness of strangers.

Deliciousness ensues.

Amtrekker traps himself in a car for six hours with three girls, the day before Thanksgiving, to travel to Mansfield, PA for turkey with the Fiamingo family. Singing and dancing ensues.

Amtrekker travels to Portland, Maine where he meets up with an awesome old lobster boatman, (who I remain unconvinced actually speaks English) sees a blue lobster and can't get the B52s out of his head.

Enjoy.