Superb stand-up, writer and podcaster Amy Matthews has a table booked this week. But does the Dream Restaurant have the perfect amount of twinkle?

Amy Matthews is at the Edinburgh Fringe and on tour with her new show ‘Definitions of Toast’. Dates and tickets info here.

Watch Amy’s special ‘I Feel Like I’m Made of Spiders’ on ITVX.

Buy Amy’s vinyl ‘Commute With The Foxes’ on Monkey Barrel Records.

Follow Amy on Instagram @amyfmatthews

Watch the video version of this episode on the Off Menu YouTube on Thu 5 Mar.

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And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.

Off Menu is a comedy podcast hosted by Ed Gamble and James Acaster.

Produced, recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Video production by Megan McCarthy for Plosive.

Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design).

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