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- i scream, you scream #21
I promise this episode isn't supposed to scare you! But we are going to be talking about fears and phobias, hopefully with some of my helpful advice :/ Find out some of my rational and irrational fears along with an in depth dive into my psyche because therapy is expensive.
44 min - to all the boys I've loved before #20
I don't know if it's embarrassing or impressive that 8 year old me had a better love life than 22 year old me :/ Yes, this is the obligatory valentines day episode. Listen to me talk about my past valentines days, why he heck we even celebrate it and what traditions I do every year. You might be surprised about my feelings towards valentines day despite my Aquarius ~ tendencies ~ but ultimately the biggest question on my mind is will you my be my valentine?
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39 min - natural selection will eliminate mayonnaise lovers #19
It's my birthday, it's my birthday, imma spend my mooneeeyyyy !! Let's talk the good and bad about birthdays, why are they so hyped up, how did they even originate and is it really necessary to have a whole birthday month Bethany?! Find out what happened on my famous 10th birthday and what I was voted Most Likely To in my secondary school yearbook (hint: it's extremely embarrassing).Happy belated birthday to my twins Mr. Styles and one of the many mini Kardashians, Stormi.
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45 min - oh no, I've been colonised #18
This is most likely your first time to hear a very GROWN, very BLACK, girl rave about Shawn Mendes but life is about expanding your horizons and learning about new things and today I can be your guide. Listen to me relive my best concert moments, the best level of drunkenness' to be at a concert and how seeing a certain artist live was a spiritual experience. Fair warning this episode will make you reminisce about ~pre rona times~ quite heavily but at this point what doesn't.
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54 min - sweetie, I don't dream of labour #17
TIKTOK OWNS ME NOW , SORRY. It's embarrassing how many tik tok references I make in this episode while I'm talking about the absurdity of careers, jobs and working. I promise I am not a boujie bitch, I am a broke bitch with boujie bitch thoughts * sigh *. I talk about manifesting your dream careers and give you a clear sign to start that thing you've always wanted to using my special powers of AO3 deductive reasoning. Rihanna hasn't always been Rihanna, so in theory if you did what Rihanna did you could become Rihanna, right?
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48 min - drunk me v sober me #16
Once upon a time there was a girl, and this girl came upon a bottle of Ciroc and the rest she can't remember :/ This episode I talk about my most interesting clubbing/going out stories, find out how I almost got a free Kanye West hoodie, the shambles that was the Mykonos girls trip and how one should not behave during uni freshers. Apologies if you have had any interactions with drunk me, I am not responsible for her, I do not know her and any issues should be taken up with her in due course xxx
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47 min - moon of my life. my sun and stars. #15
WHERE ALL MY AQUARIUS LADIES AT !?!?! Let's talk star signs baby, today I explore the skeptical world of astrology; find out about my astrological birth chart, other famous Aquarians and me generally exposing myself once again :))))) shout out to the GOT fans that got the ep title reference.
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43 min - we are all bad bitches #14
[TW // dieting and exercise 26:34 - 31:21]
Who would have thought we would have finished the hellish year that was 2020?! *confetti rains* Welcome to 2021 !!! Oh the new year is upon us again, and with it comes the onslaught of new year resolutions which must be specifically designed to make us feel like shit when we don't stick to them. Listen to me ramble on about the downsides of resolutions and how I'm going to try and use them in my favour. I also threw in some light-hearted Tinder/boy stories because I don't want to fool you guys into thinking I have it together, after all, I'm an absolute mess !
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48 min - thank god that's over #13
The very last episode of this year !!!!! In an attempt to end the year on somewhat of a high note I'm going through my favourites of the year to remind us that 2020 wasn't all bad. I talk about the lessons the year taught me and try to impart some of my old age wisdom.
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53 min - all I want for xmas is more lasagna #12MERRY XMAS EVE!!!!! Of course I had to make a Christmas themed episode talking about all my Xmas traditions (don’t judge) , the best Christmas movies and why the hell our Christmas plays were so intense !?! Listen and find out!! Celebrating is definitely different for everyone this year and if it feels strange I'm right there with you but I hope you can have an enjoyable time - this goes for all my non-Christmas peeps also xxxxFollow us on InstagramEmail us51 min
About An Absolute Mess
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Who isn't a mess from time to time?! A podcast for the completely chaotic, the structured Sally's and everything in between. Join me, a girl in her 20’s, who knows very little, to talk about a whole lot. Every Thursday come to a place to be your authentic messy self with no judgement because hey, I'm right there with you!
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