An Absolute Mess

By An Absolute Mess

Who isn't a mess from time to time?! A podcast for the completely chaotic, the structured Sally's and everything in between. Join me, a girl in her 20’s, who knows very little, to talk about a whole l... more

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The podcast currently has 22 episodes available.

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December 17, 2020 bring on the aliens #11
We landed on the moon, right? This episode is all about conspiracy theories, I debate all the wild shit and conclude if it could be real or not. Area 51, the moon landing, Stonehenge and *whispers* The Illuminati. One thing I don't talk about is Flat Earth, even I don't have time for crazy people.
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December 10, 2020 damn, harry styles wears a dress better than me #10
Well, finally on the 10th episode I have finally gone mad, the intro is literally me exposing myself and I hope a certain someone doesn't hear it because I would DIE of embarrassment. I argue with myself about the dangers of Instagram and social media, talk about the documentary The Social Dilemma and hype up my man harry. For someone who claims to be great at self therapizing I sure have a lot of toxic traits but at least you'll get some sage advice in this ep, I mean it's from me so how good can it be but it's better than nothing!
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48min
December 03, 2020 a non-triggering trip down memory lane #9
Today we are talking about childhood TV shows, come and listen to me argue with myself about the best Disney channel original movies and which show has the best theme tune. Don't mind me contradicting myself this topic appears to be life or death for me because who wasn't raised by Raven Symone. Also be real with me guys did you think all of Miley's friends were dumb for not realising she's Hannah Montanna, like come on!? I apologise in advance for the YT hole you are going to be in after this ep.
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p.s. at this point there's only so many times I can warn you about my bad singing before it's on you :) xxx
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November 26, 2020 imma need space #8
To find out what this episode is about, go outside and look up - SPACE !! Listen to me literally fangirl about Neil Degrasse Tyson and how he knows of my existence. Let me know if you agree with my theories on time travel and parallel universe - I'm firm in my belief that I am Jeff Bezos in a neighboring universe. There are extra sprinkles in this one for the sci-fi nerds xxx
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42min
November 19, 2020 the playlist of my life #7
Not me pretending to be a huge celebrity invited to be on Teen Vogue to go through the playlist of my life !! If you are looking for some new music to change your life, this is your sign from the universe. I dare you to say you don't like any of these songs. Apologies in advance for the impromptu singing in this ep, I am cringing just as much as you ://
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52min
November 12, 2020 it could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare #6
This episode is about the wild world of neurology from someone who has very little clue on the subject, listen to me ponder on dreams you have at night, dreams and aspirations and dreams the mattress store! I hope I'm in your dreams tonight xxxxx
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40min
November 05, 2020 I LOVE SCHOOL - said no-one ever #5
WHAT TIME IS IT?! If you shouted SUMMER TIME you either live in a different hemisphere to me or have the High School Musical lyrics deeply embedded into your psyche just like moi! Sadly summer is over and school is in, boooo! Come listen to my school experience, the vicious world of an all girls school, the multiple mental breakdowns caused by math and more wild stories! I must warn you this got weirdly personal and deep and I do offer advice (shocking I know!) but you know you wanna listen! ;)
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50min
October 29, 2020 the spooky episode #4
IT'S SPOOKY SEASON MY DUDES AND DUDETTES! Today we are talking about all things Halloween. What tragedy happened to my friends Halloween costume? Are Disney Channel movies as good as they were in my youth? How do we get into the Halloween spirit in quarantine? Listen and find out!
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42min
October 22, 2020 how do we break up with miss rona? #3
Hello you cool cats and kittens, this weeks episode is about how corona came to uproot our lives. Who let Carole Baskin on DWTS? Is Love Island UK superior? Find out how I coped at the beginning stages, my prediction of what will happen next and how deep I am into my electric scooter obsession.
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October 14, 2020 my babes thor deserves better #2
Today we are discussing the giant that is the MCU. Who are my favourite characters? Who couldn't I care less about? Did Endgame live up to the hype? Am I best friends with Tom Holland? Listen to the episode and find out!
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41min

FAQs about An Absolute Mess:

How many episodes does An Absolute Mess have?

The podcast currently has 22 episodes available.