When did I first get the idea I could save the world?  Or short of that, help one person?  Listen and find out.  Did your Mom make a birthday on Christmas for the Baby Jesus?  Mine did.  It felt really weird singing Happy Birthday to a ceramic figurine in a Nativity scene.  Those of us who were subjected to this type of thing need to talk about it.  Did you ever ask God to prove His existence so you could stop doubting?  I did.  Hear what deals I offered God in return for Proof of His Existence and if I ever heard from Him in this episode.  And most important, as your life coach I tell you how many of the Ten Commandments you really need to follow to get into Heaven... if it exists.