In this episode I explain why I think people who go to Renaissance Festivals are sick freaks and you should, too.  Unless you've dated someone who was really into these bizarro world festivals you do not know what I know.  Listen and learn.  If there is a God, and I am not saying there is but, would He/She/It be cool with comedians lying?  Yes.  I explain why in this episode and give a perfect example of why when I recall the best radio phone prank of my broadcasting career- the day I convinced Mrs. Butterball, live on the air, I had a live turkey in my bathtub.