Hello, 

What is it like for 6th grade boys to get their sex ed. from sex-hating Catholic nuns?  How much damage was done to our psyches?  Have you ever sat on a Malibu beach with a very attractive blonde in a string bikini who 18 months later would become a Norbertine nun?  Well, I have.  Did you know that one of the miracles St. Norbert performed that qualified him for sainthood was not being killed by a poisonous spider in his nose?  The I prove to the doubters that Gays are born gay, it is NOT a lifestyle choice. I also finally get the right SFX to act as an audio Yellow Highlighter pen.  And after getting some haters gonna' hate emails live on the air from a conservative I describe how I knew I was a liberal when I was 10.  

Why do I tell you all these stories?  I firmly believe these stories provide life lessons which will help you become a better person and thus less annoying to me.  What do you have to lose except 20:31 seconds of your day?