We discuss “The Escape.” The Animorphs finally ride roller coasters as birds. We theorize in ways that require a lot of misinformation, some opinions change, and now this book is the Bible.

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We discuss “The Unknown,” a title referring to an Andalite toilet. The Animorphs watch a Yeerk poop. Visser Three watches Cassie poop. That’s how this book is.

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We discuss “The Change,” where Tobias grows giant, and then eagles fly out of his butt. We also talk about some things that have made us cry, like playing Othello.

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We discuss the second half of “The Andalite Chronicles.” Elfangor and Lauren flop around the universe then suddenly feel like smoking cigarettes and voting.

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Content warning: This episode contains discussion of fictional sexual assault

We discuss one half of “The Andalite Chronicles,” and it’s lightyears ahead of other Animorphs books. Alfangor, Alauren, and Lauren go on an adventure fighting Scoo Pachoos.

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(Not Animorphs) Mustard, Stir, and Blue Thunder play a storytelling game while waiting for a pizza delivery. Here's the game: https://acsherman.itch.io/pizza-heroes

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(We discuss “The Reaction”)
The disclaimer voice is a Sonic the Hedgehog deep fake.

We discuss “The Forgotten,” the book that B Natural forgot about. Jake runs around in the Amazon rainforest talking to nobody.

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Becoming a fly and not eating poop is like going to the Grand Canyon and not looking at it.

We discuss “The Android,” the most appropriately-named Animorphs book so far. It teaches us about the Chee, the Pemalites, and how Zero-space works. 

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We discuss Air Morph One: Ready For Takeoff. Melvin, presumably the newest member of the Animorphs, isn’t very good at writing. Anthrax is an American heavy metal band.

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Some audio is from episode 4 of The Animorphs Book Club, that other podcast.