We catch up and bullshit because we haven't seen each other in like a month. If you don't like it, eat a dick.

SPORTS MOTHERFUCKER!!! We talk all-star game a little bit, and Matty gives you some fantasy football tips. This episode is top 50 RBs to pay attention to and potentially draft. Story time with Pickle, a couple short stories. Enjoy you cucks.

We bullshit and fuck off for the first 40 minutes or so, then Matty goes on a rant. Buckle up.

We bullshit some more, talk a little sports, and then story time with Matty.

We apologize for not uploading in a couple weeks, but eat a dick.

We catch up and bullshit for awhile since we haven't seen each other in a week.

We talk about Trump a bit, and hit the tip of the E3 iceberg.

Lots going on in the news:

-U.S. Customs took a man's life savings without pressing any criminal charges

-U.S. lost track of 1,500 migrant children (yay America)

-Eric Greitens set to resign

-Trump met with Kim Kardashian to discuss what?!

-Roseanne's racist tweet (Matty has another rant)

We also tried some new starbuzz flavors made for vortex bowls and we give you our take.

The 1975 dropped a new song today called "Give Yourself a Try", we think you should listen. And Matty is sick of Pusha T.

We meant to do a part 2, but we had technical difficulties. It was 4 in the morning, we didn't feel like dealing with it. Our deepest apologies.

We talk a little bit about sports, get way sidetracked but it's funny so suck it up. Story time with Matty: I tell you about the time I got shitfaced and cried on the phone at Pickle's duplex.

Michelle Wolf is STILL in the news, Lenny Dykstra got arrested again, and youtubers are hiding softcore porn behind ads. A list of new tunes for y'all to check out, and some other random bullshit.

We have a little more sexy talk. We talk some sports, but not a lot is going on. We tell you the stories of our respective senior campouts and how both classes got kicked out.

Lots of news today, too much to type so just listen, folks. We do some sexy time talk, enjoy the stories and advice.