No gay stuff at the World Cup, Trauma Tiktok dances, and the curious "disease" that is sexsomnia

Recap the controversy. Trans Brian wins a pageant. Thrown in jail for bad outfits. Rippin darts while running a marathon.

Fun things our dads used to call us. Drake. Haybray123. Portuguese people. PIZZA HUT, BRING BACK THE BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA PIZZA HUT!!

We're BACK! I'm a pisces so had to take last week off. Halloween sucks. Stop complaining. BOOKS OVER PUSSY!!

My first trip to the casino. What a hellscape. It's beautiful! Trans troll and her big tits. The best sports call ever.

Batch bowls. Insomnia. Ignoring messages. Why dogs are bullshit and I'll eat 'em.

Austin runs the MOTN in Vancouver and it's a dope space! Support it if you're in Vancouver.

Super Creatine cured my son's mental retardation. SO thankful!! Thank you Bang Energy!

I was sexually assaulted at a show recently. AIDS is all Elton John's fault. Door to door sales gone wrong. They tried setting my boy up to say the N-word at a spelling bee.

Joined by Liban "The Man" and we talk about the Breakout Fest "riots" in Vancouver, getting pepper sprayed into a different race, how much we'd go for on the open market, shitting in public protocol, and more cool stuff.

Queen Lizzy the BADDIE is dead. She was always drippy as fuck. Black people love spicy according to chic-fil-a. A couple class clowns pull a fun prank. HIP HIP HOORAY!!