Topics:

-My 35th birthday and how I very much do not feel like I represent that age well

-The insane costs of raising a child and why that terrifies me

-What am I doing with my life?

-Things I wish someone had taught me when I was younger

-I finally caved and started watching Succession again

-Billie Eilish has large 17 year old boobs that went viral

-Interdimensional travel

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Topics:

-The ongoing trials and tribulations of me and buffets

-A dying bird on the beach after some a-hole seagulls broke his wing and how I handled it

-Cunnilingus

-Big Mouth review and discussion

-El Camino spoiler free review and El Camino spoiler discussion

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Topics:

-Joker review with no spoilers (and Joker spoilers review at the 44 min mark)

-WWE Smackdown on Fox stream in the background and let's just say I do not get why they think this would result in new people watching this show ever again

-Pizza Hut Cheez Its pizza seems bad but had be intrigued

-AND SO MUCH MORE! I AM ALL OVER THE MAP EVEN BY MY STANDARDS THIS WEEK

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Topics:

-Apple's quality now sucks and my new Macbook's display crapping out after four months is all the proof I read

-People watching at a bar while waiting four hours for an appointment to not get my Macbook fixed

-Couple who so badly wants to be regulars at a bar, Eastern European sugar babies

-How sugar daddies ruin it for every other guy out there

-Yoyo dieting

-The frustration of dedicating your career to knowing football and not winning big money in daily fantasy

-My pleas to FS1, DAZN, and Stadium

-Antonio Brown updates and his biggest screw up as well as my offer to fix him

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TOPICS:

-My Black Mirroresque dystopic future work schedule

-The new iPhone release and how I am due to get one but really don't care about it

-My first return to USC's campus since graduating

-USC-Stanford and me on TV with my man bun looking like the best picture I've taken in years (see it here https://www.instagram.com/p/B2I45XhlUil/)

-The biggest mistake people make early on in dating

-New SNL hire Shane Gillis in the crosshairs of "cancel culture" for some racial jokes

-Why "comedy journalist" types and the people legislating comedy infuriate me

-And the one thing I would say comedians should NOT do if they want to be the most defensible from the cancel culture types

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TOPICS!

-Antonio Brown released and my bet on what happens to him

-Is it mental illness or racism (🙄) or what?

-Jameis Winston truthers and the weird hives of the internet

-Lots of side piece talk

-White Claw shortage

-AEW's championship goes missing with Chris Jericho and making the most of real life weird things

-Barstool's ability to do the same and Dave Portnoy's coke video

-Spongebob memes and his enduring legacy to pop culture

-And some talk about a Spongebob parody porn with the shocking and hilarious revelation that I have the same hair as the girl blowing Spongebob

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TOPICS!

-The worst accident I've ever witnessed that added another 2.5 hours on my trip to Vegas (pics: https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/local/semi-trucks-crash-on-i--near-halloran-summit-causing/article_45a43d9c-c775-11e9-a33d-23c7379b34e1.html)

-Random dead cockroaches on the streets of LA

-The depression of video poker machines at a grocery store in Vegas

-Lots of Vegas talk and also I forgot to mention this awesome food item I got at the Oyster Bar at Palace Station

-Why Vegas kinda sucks these days and my BIG GENIUS PLAN to fix it

-Way too much strip club talk but whatever man, the Moet was good

-The escort/money economy of Vegas and why it makes you appreciate normal cities

-How Truly's sparkling seltzer may have passed White Claw for me in my power rankings, a truly shocking development (pun intended!)

-Dave Chappelle Stick and Stones Netflix special and why I think it's an all-timer and an actual artistic triumph

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TOPICS!

-Just For Men and the salt and pepper look

-Is the Popeyes chicken sandwich a white/black thing?

-How to get Popeyes chicken sandwich while other chumps wait in lines and don't get it

-The inauthenticity of Wendy's compared to Popeyes

-Keeping up with long distance male friendships

-Who Framed Roger Rabbit? No, seriously, who was it that framed Roger Rabbit?

-Maybe it was kinda Roger Rabbit's fault why he got framed

-Animators drawing Jessica Rabbit's cooch

-How to win at fantasy football seasonlong and daily fantasy

-And many of my fantasy football observations from the research I've done thus far that could help you compared to your friends and colleagues

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TOPICS!

-One phrase to not use in an interview

-Mental health talk

-Barstool Sports union issues and why I think the employees shouldn't laugh it off (28:00 mark since I know some of you will want to skip to that)

-Deadspin's litany of screwups that ruined their site

-I really don't know why I watch GLOW but I did and it did nothing for me other than Alison Brie's boobs

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TOPICS!

-Is it wrong to have a White Claw in the morning?

-Antonio Brown's cryotherapy and helmet fall off the deep end

-Hard Knocks and some takeaways

-A new Brazilian steakhouse and the joy it brings my life

-Jeffrey Epstein suicide and how we may never know how deep that whole pedo conspiracy goes

-And some admittedly dark jokes about Epstein's other party guests which included STEPHEN HAWKING and DAVID BLAINE? I mean come on

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