Potatoes are not suppositories. If that's where we start, you can imagine where the conversation flows on the latest episode of your favorite comedy conversation podcast, Brilliant Observations. In Tales of the Male Tail, Part 2, Missy unpacks the surprise popularity of inserting cold potatoes into one's rectum. Hint: don't.

From there, we move on to the sheer stupidity of the Skull Challenge, followed by a rousing round of "how did we get here," the parenting edition. Ethan is propositioned by a friend, Petey receives unexpected nudes and Rocco receives the news of his life. All that, plus the #GrammarDragon returns, waitstaff behaving badly and Spoiler Alert: the Hallmark Channel dashes all of Melissa's hopes and dreams (again).

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