Analog Jones and the Temple of Film: VHS Podcast

Analog Jones reviews a Showtime and Hallmark TV film with Shadow Zone: The Undead Express (1996) VHS Movie Review. 

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Analog Jones finds another pearl in the ocean of tapes with our Eliminators (1986) VHS Movie Review! 

Directed by Peter Manoogian

Starring: Andrew Prine, Denise Crosby, Patrick Reynolds, Conan Lee, and Roy Dotrice

Distributed by Empire Pictures

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Analog Jones tackles another Canon Pictures film. This time its the Cyborg (1989) VHS Movie Review starring Jean-Claude Van Dam taking on a flesh-eating gang in a future post-apocalyptic New York. 

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Analog Jones reviews a new movie...on VHS!! Get ready to die after listening to our review of Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made. 

Directed by: David Amito, Michael Laicini

Starring: Nicole Tompkins, Rowan Smyth, Dan Istrate, Circus-Szalewski, Shu Sakimoto

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Analog Jones welcomes back Ashley Nickell for another Star Wars review! Listen to our ADHD review of this movie and so much more!!!! 

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Analog Jones invites one of our biggest fans to discuss Top Gun vs Iron Eagle! 

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Analog Jones continues with Moonbeam Movember by playing putt-putt golf with some mini-dinos that barely appear in the film. Let's pop in this tape and take a look at Prehysteria! 3.  

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Directed by David DeCoteau (as Julian Breen)

All Writing Credits

Michael Davis (screenplay)

Brent V. Friedman (story)

Mark Goldstein (characters)

Neil Ruttenberg (screenplay)

Greg Suddeth (characters)

Pete von Sholly (original idea)

Released: September 1995

Starring

Whitney Anderson as Ella MacGregor

Owen Bush as Mr. Cranston

Dave Buzzotta as Heath MacGregor

Thomas Emery Dennis as Dole

John Fujioka as Mr. Yamamoto

Matt Letscher as Needlemeyer

Pam Matteson as Michelle MacGregor

Michael R. Thayer as Jeff

Bruce Weitz as Hal MacGregor

Fred Willard as Thomas MacGregor

Frank Welker as Elvis, Paula, Jagger, Hammer, and Madonna

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In their third and most fun-filled adventure, everybody's favorite mini-dinos bring their prehistoric party to a putt-putt course. Unfortunately for the course's owners, Thomas (Fred Willard) and Michelle MacGregor (Pam Matteson), business is way under par, and they'll need some kind of miracle to make their next loan payment. 

Daughter Ella (Whitney Anderson) finds five mini-miracles named Elvis, Paula, Jagger, Madonna, and Hammer, and the MacGregors get the inspiration for the all-new Dino-Putt! But just as the Dino-Putt starts doing some brontosaurus-sized business, Thomas' evil brother Hal (Bruce Weitz) hatches a scheme to shut it down and take over his brother's property. 

Of course, Ella and her pint-sized pals have some dinomite plans fo their own! 

Trailers

Leaping Leprechauns

Andre

Lassie

Dragon World

Magic Island

Josh Kirby Time Warrior 

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Analog Jones takes on another Sci-Fi channel movie with our Critters Attack! (2019) Movie Review.

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Directed by: Bobby Miller

Written by: Scott Lobdell

Based on: Critters by Domonic Muir

Production Company: Blue Ribbon Content, Warner Bros. Television, New Line Cinema

Release Date: July 2019

Tashiana Washington as Drea

Dee Wallace as Aunt Dee

Jaeden Noel as Phillip

Jack Fulton as Jake

Ava Preston as Trissy

Leon Clingman as Ranger Bob

Vash Singh as Kevin Loong

Steve Blum as Critter voices

The Critters are back!

Mysterious alien Critters have crash-landed in a small college town, devouring every living thing they encounter. Drea and the kids she's babysitting must try desperately to save themselves from the ravenous, rolling beasts. Will Drea discover her inner badass, and will it be enough to stop the Critter onslaught? 

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Analog jones gets it's remotes ready and wreaks havoc with its planes, cars, and dolls in our Remote (1993) VHS Movie Review!

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VHS Box Description

But when one of Randy's homemade gadgets winds up wiping out his best pal's science project, things suddenly and hilariously spin out of control. Randy retreats to his hideout, a vacant model home, only to find it invaded by a trio of bumbling burglars. As frantic friends and clumsy cops search for the missing Randy, he's forced to fall back on his own hi-tech devices (remote-controlled toys tuned for laughs and set for fun) in a side-splitting, warm-hearted, comedy for every grownup who still can't program a VCR–and for every kid who can.

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Analog Jones finishes off TarantinOctober by taking a trip below the border for cheap drinks, boobs, and VAMPIRES! Enjoy our Halloween episode by watching our review of From Dusk Till Dawn.  

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Directed by Robert Rodriguez

Produced by Gianni Nunnari and Meir Teper

Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino

Story by Robert Kurtzman

Starring

Harvey Keitel

George Clooney

Quentin Tarantino

Juliette Lewis

Cheech Marin

Fred Williamson

Salma Hayek

Production companies: Dimension Films, A Band Apart, Los Hooligans Productions

Distributed by Miramax Films

Release date: January 17, 1996

Budget: $19 million

Box office: $59.3 million

Trailers

Hidden Assassin 

Halloween 6: The Origin of Michael Myers

Hellraiser: Bloodline

Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering

Pulp Fiction Soundtrack 

VHS Description

"An Action Extravaganza!" –Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

It's nonstop thrills when George Clooney (Batman and Robin, TV's ER) and Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction) star as the Gecko brothers – two dangerous outlaws on a wild crime spree! After kidnapping a father (Harvey Keitel – Pulp Fiction) and his two kids (including Juliette Lewis – Natural Born Killers), the Geckos head south to a seedy Mexican bar to hide out in safety. 

But, when they face the bar's truly notorious clientele, they're forced to team with their hostages in order to make it out alive! 

From Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino – creators of Desperado and Pulp Fiction – From Dusk Till Dawn is explosive action entertainment! Plus, exclusive never-before-seen interviews with hot star Clooney – and filmmakers Tarantino and Rodriguez. 

"Hip, Funny, and Smart!" –CBS-TV

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