Analog Jones and the Temple of Film: VHS Podcast

Don't f*ck with the Analog Jones! Enjoy our Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review and our total disagreement of the film.

Quick Facts of Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review

Directed by Jack Bender

Produced by Robert Latham Brown and David Kirschner

Written by Don Mancini

Based on Characters by Don Mancini

Production company: Universal Pictures

Distributed by Universal Pictures

Release date: August 30, 1991

Running time: 90 minutes

Box office: $20.5 million

Starring in Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review

Brad Dourif as the voice of Chucky

Justin Whalin as Andy Barclay

Perrey Reeves as Kristin De Silva

Jeremy Sylvers as Ronald Tyler

Dean Jacobson as Harold Aubrey Whitehurst

Travis Fine as Cadet Lt. Col. Brett C. Shelton

Donna Eskra as Jackie Ivers

Andrew Robinson as Sgt. Botnick

Dakin Matthews as Col. Cochrane

Burke Byrnes as Sgt. Clark

Matthew Walker as Maj. Ellis

Peter Haskell as Mr. Sullivan

Catherine Hicks as Karen Barclay (Photograph)

Child's Play 3 VHS box description

One of filmdom's most notorious killers is back to wreak more mayhem as Chucky continues his quest to possess the body of a human child.

Eight years after seemingly destroying the killer doll, Andy Barclay (Justin Whalin) turns 16 and is placed in a military school. Meanwhile, the greedy president of Play Pals Toy Company decides to resurrect the popular Good Guys doll line, confident that all the bad publicity is forgotten.

As the assembly line recreates the first doll from a mass of melted plastic, the spirit of Chucky returns to renew his quest and seek revenge on Andy.

Once again it's up to Andy to stop the unrelenting killer in this fast-paced thriller.

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Get ready for the ride of your life with Analog Jones and their Total Recall (1990) VHS Movie Review!

Quick Facts

Directed by Paul Verhoeven

Produced by Buzz Feitshans and Ronald Shusett

Screenplay by Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, and Gary Goldman

Story by Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, and Jon Povill

Starring in Total Recall (1990)

Production company: Carolco Pictures

Distribution company: TriStar Pictures

Release date: June 1, 1990 (United States)

Running time: 113 minutes

Budget: $50–65 million

Box office: $261.3 million

VHS Box Description

Tagline: Get ready for the ride of your life.

Arnold Schwarzenegger explodes out of the year 2084 A.D. with gut crunching, white knuckle, nonstop action, as he smashes his way through a horrifyingly real fantasy world, complete with a gorgeous but deadly wife (Sharon Stone), and into a mind-bending nightmarish reality of a Martian mining colony ruled over by a terrorizing dictator (Ronny Cox), who can alter reality to suit his whims. The red planet erupts with rebellious mutants, the fire of an alluring and mysterious woman (Rachel Ticotin) and a vicious and savage enemy. In this film, directed by Paul Verhoeven (Robocop), with special effects by DreamQuest (Academy Award for "The Abyss," it's total war, total action, total Schwarzenegger...TOTAL RECALL.

Pre Movie Trailers

T2: Judgement Day Teaser

L.A. Story

Air America

Short time

Post Movie Trailers

Jacobs Ladder

The Doors

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We talk about SDCC 2019 this week!

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Sarah and Stephen talk big hair and boobs with their Straight Talk (1992) VHS Movie Review.

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Production company: Hollywood Pictures

VHS Box Description

When Shirlee enters the wrong door at the right time, she turns Chicago's hottest radio station upside down!

When down-on-her-luck country girl Shirlee Kenyon (Dolly Parton—Steel Magnolias) walks through the wrong door at the right time, she accidentally becomes Chicago's newest talk-radio celebrity and turns the Windy City's hottest radio station upside down! With her homespun wit and down-home advice, Shirlee immediately wins listeners' hearts—but causes hilarious confusion for her ratings-conscious boss (Griffen Dunne—My Girl) and comical havoc for the investigative reporter (James Woods—The Hard Way) trying to uncover her mysterious past! If you're looking for no-nonsense advice on what hit movie offers you pure entertainment—you'll love every comical minute of Straight Talk!

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Matt and Steve serve and protect your ears with our Robocop (1987) VHS Movie Review.

Quick Facts

Production company: Orion Pictures

Starring in Robocop (1987)

VHS Box Description

He's RoboCop. And in the near future, he's law enforcement's only hope.

A sadistic crime wave is sweeping across America. In Old Detroit, the situation is so bad a private corporation; Security Concepts, Inc. has assumed control of the police force.

The executives at the company think they have the answer—until the enforcement droid they creat kills one of their own. Then an ambitious young executive seizes the opportunity. He and his research team create a law enforcement cyborg from the body of a slain officer. They program RoboCop to 1) Serve the public trust. 2) Uphold the law. 3) Protect the innocent.

All goes well at first. RobCoop stops every sleazeball he encounters with deadly, piercing and sometimes gruesome accuracy. But there are forces on the street—and within Security Concepts itself—that will stop at nothing to see this super cyborg violently eliminated.

Prepare yourself for non-stop action and adventure in one of the most explosive sci-fi stories you'll ever witness: ROBOCOP.

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Matt and Stephen wish for a pot of gold and get a chance to review the newest man in green. Check out our Leprechaun Returns (2018) Movie Review.

Storyline

Today, the property is run by the AU Sorority House of a premiere Eco-science college. A group of students decides to spend their summer vacation, turning the house into a perfect "green" living abode. And it would be challenging enough, without the depraved Leprechaun they unwittingly revive. Now he's back and determined to get his gold by teaching these ladies a lesson in murder. Except, they don't have it. The women band together to find his gold and add, taking down a misogynistic Leprechaun to their course load.

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Matt is back! This week Analog Jones reviews a dizzying trip in our Dark City (1998) VHS Movie Review.

Quick Facts

Directed by Alex Proyas (The Crow)

Distributed by New Line Cinema

Starring

VHS Box Description

When John Murdoch (Rufus Sewell, Dangerous Beauty) awakens in a strange hotel room, he finds that he is wanted for a series of brutal murders. The problem is he can't remember a thing. Pursued by the police and haunted by The Strangers, mysterious beings who possess the ability to stop time and alter reality, he seeks to unravel the twisted riddle of his identity. But in a city where reality is the ultimate illusion, discovering the truth could be fatal.

Also starring Kiefer Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly, and William Hurt, Dark City is an "astonishing visual and dramatic triumph!" (Roger Ebert, Siskel & Ebert)

Dark City Trailers

Movieline Magazine Promo

Top 10 Grossing Movies in Feb 1998

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Who's ready to hear Matt Kelly (Horror Movie Night Podcast) and I talk about a sleazy, wine-centric horror film? Enjoy us figuring out The Vineyard starring James Hong.

Quick Facts

Directed by James Hong and William Rice

Starring

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Analog Jones and the Jersey Ghouls go hunting for killer apes! Get ready for cartoon accents, a smoking/drinking gorilla and sesame cake in our Congo (1995) VHS Movie Review! 

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June 1995 Movies

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Get your black hair dye and leather pants out! Then listen to the boys talk about how freaking awesome this 90's film is with our Crow (1994) VHS Movie Review.

Quick Facts

Starring

Production company: Dimension Films

VHS Box description

The Year's Most Talked-About Film!

Catch the explosive, action-packed hit that thrilled moviegoers and dazzled critics everywhere! Brandon Lee (Rapid Fire) plays Eric Draven, a young rock guitarist, who, along with his fiancee, is brutally killed by a ruthless gang of criminals. Exactly one year after his death, Eric returns-watched over by a hypnotic crow-to seek revenge, battling the evil crime lord and his band of urban thugs, who must answer for their crimes. Loaded with intense, nonstop action and a hot #1 hit soundtrack, The Crow delivers exhilarating, fast-paced entertainment!

Also included, the exclusive featurette of Brandon Lee's last on-camera interview including never-before-seen footage, conducted shortly before his untimely death!

"The Best Movie of it's kind since the original Batman!" -Chicago Tribune

Top 5 Box Office Results in May 1994

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