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Welcome back to My Seminary Life. In today's episode, I bring back OneMoreThing! This was a monthly bonus episode that came out back during the Masters era of the show. I brough it back in part to help recon the number of the show episodes, but also so that way I could once again discuss the categories I would group Christian Nationalism into. After listening to shows like Extremely American and Bundyville, my thoughts on Christian Nationalism have shifted again.

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Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are headed back to 1989 with a review of Blind Fury starring Rutger Hauer. In this episdoe, I dive into the world of Zatoichi, Vietmanese swords, and how I think this film could have worked better as a family friendly action television series. It's a limb lopping good time!

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"People are going to be talking about that last kick for years."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, to celebrate the two year anniversary of the show, I sit down with Christian Ashley of Systematic Geekology to re-review The Undisputed 2025 Downloads Champion, The Karate Kid pt 2. In this review, Christian offers his reasons why he thinks this film is better than the original, I pitch how I think the original trilogy should have ended, and we celebrate the acting performance of Pat Morita.

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We are so excited to share with you our talk with Lambda Award winning author Sonido Reyes about his new book, To Our Untamed Core!

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Kevin Schaefer and Evan Garcia jump straight into two big takes: they rave about Coyote vs. Acme as a surprisingly sharp, emotionally honest live‑action/animation hybrid and dig into Lanterns as a moody, adult‑leaning Green Lantern mystery that’s more True Detective than cape parade. They break down Coyote vs. Acme’s origins (yes, inspired by that New Yorker gag piece), how the film survived a studio write‑off to become a smart legal underdog story packed with classic Looney Tunes gags, and why the movie’s use of professional voice talent and honest storytelling is a blueprint Hollywood should steal. On Lanterns they map out the show’s stripped‑down, detective‑thriller approach to Hal Jordan, note the series’ bravura performances and complicated themes (race, community, and what duty looks like), and flag the storytelling beats that leave questions about Hal’s choices—and promise answers in the remaining episodes. They warn listeners that spoilers fly freely during the deep dives, but still sprinkle in lighter stuff: a lightning round about comics, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul re‑watches, and some podcast recs. Evan pitches the Disney Dish podcast for theme‑park nerds, while Kevin tells folks to read Tom King’s Mr. Miracle if they want a dark, humane comic that resonates with the show’s vibe. Witty banter, insider nerd riffs, and heartfelt takes keep the conversation breezy—think smart pop‑culture analysis with a cup of coffee and a wink.

Kevin kicks things off with his trademark laid-back hype and Evan settles in like the chill co-host who actually read the receipts — together they geek out over two big-ticket items: the recently rescued theatrical romp Coyote vs. Acme and the moody HBO/DC series Lanterns. He walks listeners through the show’s playful structure: a lightning-round of personal picks (comics, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul rewatch energy, and nostalgia-fueled TV recs), then a deep-dive double feature where they go spoiler-heavy. The vibe is casual but sharp; Kevin teases the audience like a buddy at the pub and Evan drops memories of late-night Cartoon Network mornings — both bringing that warm, slightly snarky banter the podcast leans on. When the convo turns to Coyote vs. Acme, they explain the basic premise clearly — a downbeat small-town lawyer named Kevin (Will Forte) accidentally takes on Wile E. Coyote’s suit against the mega-corporation ACME for decades of cartoonish carnage — and why that setup matters.

They unpack the film’s wild production backstory (studio cancellation, another company swooping in to save it), praise the writing for blending legal-thriller beats with sincere emotional arcs, and call out standout moments: a tearful courtroom beat between Coyote and Roadrunner, slick human/cartoon animation integration, and surprisingly thoughtful themes about persistence and late-stage capitalism. Humor lands in that relaxed, witty register — they lampoon the industry, praise professional voice actors over celebrity casting, and marvel at John Cena playing a gleeful a-hole. The summary wraps up noting the hosts’ enthusiasm — they recommend the film to families and nerds alike while keeping it real about the movie’s messy-but-ambitious writer-room DNA.

Takeaways:

• They agreed Coyote vs. Acme is a surprisingly smart live-action/animation hybrid, mixing legal-thriller beats with rom-com heart and delivering genuine emotional payoffs alongside classic cartoon gags.
• Evan points out the film uses Looney Tunes tropes—impossible physics, packing huge gags into tiny spaces—not just for nostalgia but to deepen character arcs and teach basic storytelling principles.
• Kevin and Evan praised how another studio swooped in to save the movie after a corporate write‑off, celebrating that the film’s anti‑megacorporation message landed loudly and vindicated taking creative risks.
• They noted the movie low‑key throws shade at late‑stage capitalism and corporate indifference, giving kids belly laughs while adults get the thematic meat and a mild philosophical gut‑punch.
• On Lanterns, he explained the show is basically a true‑detective cop thriller dressed in Green Lantern mythos, intentionally adult‑focused and morally knotty, so families should check content before co‑watching.
• They debated Hal Jordan’s darker portrayal—Kyle Chandler’s gruff take raises legit questions about motive and morality—calling for flashbacks or context to explain why he’d risk teammates’ lives.
• Evan loved episode three as a masterclass in empathy about the Black experience, while Kevin recommended the HBO companion podcast; together they show how narrative framing shapes audience understanding.
• Practical recs: they suggest diving into Tom King’s comics like Mr. Miracle for deeper themes, plus checking Disney/park and Lantern companion podcasts to beef up background and nerd cred.

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How does God take care of David in the midst of his distress and how is this a sign of God's favor? How does David show great leadership characteristics here? Did the Amalekites deserve to be wiped out? What are Saul's greatest flaws? Did he deserve to die? How does 1 Samuel end?

"You were adopted last night? Why didn't your dad adopt you when you were born?"

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am once more joined by Pastor Will Rose of Systematic Geekology to discuss 1993's Surf Ninjas starring Ernie Reyes Jr. Pastor Will brings his surf knowledge to help us better understand what surf culture was like in the early 90s and how that influenced Surf Ninjas and other films like Point Break. We laugh our way through this goofy but heartwarming film full of video games, surfing, and ninja action.

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Joshua and Christian pick up part two of their Birth by Sleep deep-dive, wrapping up the game's story — Terra's fall and fusion with Xehanort, Aqua's sacrifice in the Realm of Darkness, Ventus slipping into Sora's heart — and tease how those beats feed into the larger Kingdom Hearts canon. Joshua rambles with affectionate geek energy about lore, worldbuilding, and how the Disney worlds land emotionally, while Christian fires off structured takes about narrative mechanics, Star Wars parallels, and why Birth by Sleep still slaps as a top-tier entry. They debate gameplay bits (PSP hardware who? this played like a full console release), rate the game sky-high, and nerd out over features they'd love to see again — D-Link antics, multi-perspective worlds, and even an Inside Out crossover if Nomura’s feeling spicy. The conversation leans into the series’ recurring motif of “faces behind us”: mentorship, failed teaching, and friendship as both balm and blindfold, with both hosts sharing which character arcs they personally vibe with. If someone needed a one-stop recap before Kingdom Hearts 4 hype, Joshua and Christian deliver the lore, laughs, and recommendations (yes, play it; yes, read the light novel) with chill banter and surprisingly deep theological-level pondering about darkness, anger, and nuance.

Joshua and Christian deliver a lights-on appraisal of Birth by Sleep’s gameplay and worldcraft, giddily surprised that such heft came out of what was essentially a portable-era title. Christian gushes about the D-Link system, crafting, and the beautifully purposeful use of Disney worlds—Stitch, Cinderella, Maleficent all slot into character arcs rather than mere fan-service. Joshua marvels that the PSP-era presentation doesn’t feel small: cutscenes, pacing, and emotional heft make it feel like a full-numbered mainline entry. Both agree it’s a 10 within the franchise, citing character work (Aqua hype!), lore payoff, and the sense that the game was beloved enough that Nomura found ways to revive characters fans couldn’t bear to lose.

They speculate on what to borrow for Kingdom Hearts 4: tighter, multi-perspective worlds; more dynamic combat like KH3; and, selfishly, a return of D-Link-style mechanics so Sora can steal Donald’s spells in style. Christian hopes for Inside Out to get pulled into the roster (perfect fit for the emotions-as-worlds angle), while Joshua wants Donald and Goofy reunited with Sora pronto. Practical recs land too: preferred play orders (Terra–Ventus–Aqua vs. Ventus-first for emotional anchoring), and shout-outs to the Birth by Sleep light novel for folks who aren’t gamers but still want the story. The summary reads like a gamer-to-gamer love letter: choreography of combat, tears for lore, and wishlist items for the future.

Takeaways:

• Joshua riffs that Birth by Sleep brilliantly blends the idea of a guiding heart with the heart's deceitful tendencies, teaching both hope and wary caution.
• Christian points out Terra, Aqua, and Ventus function as deliberate foils to Sora/Riku/Kairi, exploring mentorship failures, manipulation, and the cost of misplaced trust.
• They agree the lore is dense and sometimes convoluted, yet praise Nomura's worldbuilding for delivering emotional heft and layered historical connections.
• Joshua and Christian geek out over Aqua's tragic arc and Ventus ending up inside Sora's heart — both plot beats the fans absolutely clamored to see revisited.
• On gameplay, the hosts dig the D-Link system and PSP-era technical chops, but they want Kingdom Hearts 3’s faster, flashier combat sensibilities to return.
• Christian neatly argues against demonizing emotions: anger and sadness aren't inherently evil, and Birth by Sleep raises needed nuance about using darkness for ends.
• They recommend reading the Birth by Sleep light novel and suggest playing Ventus first, Terra second, and Aqua last for maximum narrative payoff.
• Joshua gets real near the end — the episode nudges listeners to watch, pray, and shut up sometimes, listen more, and surround themselves with folks who keep them honest.

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It has been 84 years, but y'all

WE ARE BACK!

We also were really ambitious and tried our first Instagram live, so you will get to hear us panic and struggle. But we succeeded, and we had a great time chatting about life lately. And then things got sad, as we grieve the loss of our dear Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.

We are excited to be back with you all again!

Take a journey to the town of Foxfire in Page's review of the cozy, witchy book: Verity Vox and the Curse of Foxfire by Don martin.

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