Anchoevies

By Timarie Maxwell and Tessa Brereton

Don't mistake anchovies for the food fishes found in your favorite appetizers and caesar salad dressings - nay, Anchoevies is a podcast made by your favorite hoes on the internet: Tessa Brereton an

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How many episodes does Anchoevies have?

The podcast currently has 39 episodes available.

Anchoevies episodes:

October 20, 2025 38: Booninators Rise Up
Tessa and Timarie recap summer and discuss various topics as well.
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37min
July 15, 2025 37: TOPICS!
Today, the anchoevies cover various topics.
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1h 11min
May 23, 2025 36: Prank Calling!
Timarie is morally conflicted about prank calling friends. Tessa’s dog is a deadbeat dad. Eva lost 30lbs thru diet and exercise. Jacob did what now?! #scandal (skip to 30 min if you want prank calls only the rest is honestly boring.)
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53min
April 04, 2025 35: BEWARE: Tessa May Scam You with Her MLM
In this episode: Drew has become a Disney adult. Plastic maxing is the new intuitive eating. SEEDS. Cold foam industry secrets. Eggs, Helena Eeagan style. Making an ebook. Our bodega guys just get us. Timarie almost d!ed. Enjoy the episode and leave us a review of epic proportions.
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1h 7min
March 01, 2025 34: Life is Worth Living (sponsored by Short Stay Vacay)
This is our first influencer brand trip!!! Thank you so much to Short Stay Vacay and Prints by Pavneet. This was genuinely the best weekend of our entire lives!!!
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58min
January 30, 2025 33: NO VACANCIES (feat. Johnathan)
Did we just become a true crime podcast? On today’s episode we welcome our bestie Johnathan! Many topics and stories will take place. Fun side challenge!!! Take a shot every time Johnathan says fetch.
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1h 27min
January 16, 2025 32: Needing Some Help Locating a Petite Woman
Today’s episode covers: our first live studio audience caller, automatic salt & pepper grinders (again), arthritis awareness, scary ocean sounds, airplane mode, b**gers, the weather, Bobby Jack, and breakfast restaurants. Listen til the end to find out about the giveaway we’re gonna do when we hit 1k on insta! Love you minnows!
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58min
January 10, 2025 31: Ins and Outs 2025
Today’s episode covers: our thoughts on cameras and photos, ground beef graphs for research, 2024 recaps, Italian pastries, TJ Maxx food, foraging, the twilight saga, and our ins and outs of 2025. Warning: TWILIGHT SPOILERS FROM 25:45-28:01. Ins and Outs begin at 29:00 lol. Special shout out to Tessa’s dog Theo chewing on an antler the entire time in the background, which is so precious and special!
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1h 8min
January 03, 2025 30: A Very (late) Anchoevies Christmas
*Let's all pretend this came out on December 26th 2024* - The Anchoevies end the year with a Christmas gift exchange, discuss Christmas traditions, and talk about their hopes for motherhood in the future. Cheers to all the baddie mamas out there we love you, especially you Mrs. Claus!! xoxo & merry Christmas - the 'choevies
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57min
December 19, 2024 29: CRAY BOT, sit on THIS (feat. Maddie and Tori)
In today's episode, the Anchoevies invite minnows Maddie and Tori onto the pod. Not only because they are awesome baddies, but also because they might possibly be Tessa and Timarie from a parallel universe. WARNING: there is a lot of gabbing and giggling betwixt the four girls in this episode and the audio quality may or may not be questionable. But we are all stronger for listening. SIDE NOTE: Timarie is sorry for referring to the show "Punk'd" as "Prank'd". Special thanks to Jeremy Sumpter for sponsoring this episode.
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1h 8min

FAQs about Anchoevies:

How many episodes does Anchoevies have?

The podcast currently has 39 episodes available.