In this episode: Drew has become a Disney adult. Plastic maxing is the new intuitive eating. SEEDS. Cold foam industry secrets. Eggs, Helena Eeagan style. Making an ebook. Our bodega guys just get us. Timarie almost d!ed. Enjoy the episode and leave us a review of epic proportions.

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This is our first influencer brand trip!!! Thank you so much to Short Stay Vacay and Prints by Pavneet. This was genuinely the best weekend of our entire lives!!! 

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Did we just become a true crime podcast? On today’s episode we welcome our bestie Johnathan! Many topics and stories will take place. Fun side challenge!!! Take a shot every time Johnathan says fetch. 

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Today’s episode covers: our first live studio audience caller, automatic salt & pepper grinders (again), arthritis awareness, scary ocean sounds, airplane mode, b**gers, the weather, Bobby Jack, and breakfast restaurants. Listen til the end to find out about the giveaway we’re gonna do when we hit 1k on insta! Love you minnows! 

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Today’s episode covers: our thoughts on cameras and photos, ground beef graphs for research, 2024 recaps, Italian pastries, TJ Maxx food, foraging, the twilight saga, and our ins and outs of 2025. Warning: TWILIGHT SPOILERS FROM 25:45-28:01. Ins and Outs begin at 29:00 lol. Special shout out to Tessa’s dog Theo chewing on an antler the entire time in the background, which is so precious and special!

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*Let's all pretend this came out on December 26th 2024* - The Anchoevies end the year with a Christmas gift exchange, discuss Christmas traditions, and talk about their hopes for motherhood in the future. Cheers to all the baddie mamas out there we love you, especially you Mrs. Claus!! xoxo & merry Christmas - the 'choevies

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In today's episode, the Anchoevies invite minnows Maddie and Tori onto the pod. Not only because they are awesome baddies, but also because they might possibly be Tessa and Timarie from a parallel universe. WARNING: there is a lot of gabbing and giggling betwixt the four girls in this episode and the audio quality may or may not be questionable. But we are all stronger for listening. SIDE NOTE: Timarie is sorry for referring to the show "Punk'd" as "Prank'd". Special thanks to Jeremy Sumpter for sponsoring this episode.

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In today's episode, the Anchoevies relive their Thanksgiving week with a grateful heart, whether or not it was filled with tragedy and unfortunate events. They issue warnings about Big Cascade, and tell the tale of the great salsa bath of 2024. You don't get quality content like this just anywhere... 

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Happy Thanksgiving, minnows! We hope you are feeling grateful, thankful, and blessed this fateful Thursday. In today's episode, the Anchoevies warn you about the dangers of eating too much turkey, answer your burning questions, and discuss your hot takes. 

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In today's episode, Tessa and Timarie give you tips on how to make your bday party feel less like a Black Mirror episode, supply some good bestie date ideas, and talk about what will happen when they become president. This episode is VERY educational so don't forget a notebook, and to leave a 5 star review after listening.

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