What if Ted Nugent was up in the sky throwing warheads at terrorists? Does Qassem Soleimani still get his 72 virgins if he shows up to paradise in a bucket? Why you should not mess with America. With bonus roided up pit bulls, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the 80’s were cool, musical massacres, 32 threats, 52 hostages and 72 virgins, oh my.