and now the next show

A special announcement is made.

Join us as we celebrate Ear Cleanliness Month! Matt reveals his deepest, darkest Star Wars secrets; Garbage takes a bath; and we do our best to help keep The Bronze afloat.

Matt and Garbage reunite for the most depressing Party Of Five episode yet. Matt goes on a diet, Garbage pukes and we pay tribute to the world’s cutest dog.

Your second favorite podcast co-host spent a week in Walt Disney World, and all you got was this lousy podcast. In this first ever bonus episode of Party Of Two: Matt takes on Chicken Guy; pizza is eaten; a beloved attraction breaks down; and a world-famous celebrity shows his true colors.

The podcast FINALLY gets good thanks to Logan Paul. Bailey fulfills Matt’s greatest fantasy, Julia learns about urinals, and Claudia gets woke. This episode is basically ASMR for anyone who enjoys listening to a fat man with a stuffy nose eat trail mix.

While the cat’s away, the human co-host will play! Garbage is spending Christmas with his extended family, but Matt is here to talk homemade porno, embarrassing college parties and Diet Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew. On Po5, Bailey’s boner takes center stage in an episode almost too horny for the Internet to handle. So, fire up your Web camera, turn on the Golf Network and get out your whipped cream, because it’s time to make some love.

Awakened from a food coma, one host does his best to traumatize teenagers, while another host vigorously licks himself. AND does spinal meningitis got the Salinger’s down? Only Dr. Jane Lynch knows for sure.

A chill pod descends into momentary madness when one host falls asleep and the other goes HAM on his fellow man. A long lost character returns for a smoke. Charlie moves up the corporate ladder for a hot second. And Bailey is us all.

A surprise guest revealed! A podcast host exposed! And the funniest joke in the history of podcasting is made! What are you waiting for, dudes? Listen to this one now!

Finally, an episode worth waiting for...to have sex with! Bailey meets Kate! Charlie refrains from committing a crime! Julia and Justin see A MOVIE! But what movie?!? Seriously. Why won’t they just say the movie’s title?!? WTF?!?