And They Were Classmates

And They Were Classmates

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And They Were Classmates episodes

  • Ep. 20 - we forced another classmate to podcast

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today, our classmate Valerie joins us, and we talk about the KFC meals we miss, animal crossing, and da election


    00:00:00 - intro

    00:00:20 - welcome back

    00:01:11 - shitty day outfits

    00:02:05 - scrunchies and hair ties

    00:03:09 - makeup and dysphoria

    00:04:33 - high school and tumblr

    00:05:45 - early internet experiences

    00:07:23 - the forum era and myspace

    00:08:06 - facebook and family events

    00:09:23 - missing a birthday party

    00:10:21 - gamer co, new mexico and tiktok

    00:11:35 - the drip and green screens

    00:12:12 - rubber duckies and bingo

    00:15:00 - amish foot cream and medicine for christmas

    00:17:51 - tesla cybertruck and safety concerns

    00:20:43 - roblox and the brat experience

    00:23:14 - pizza place simulator and ipad gaming

    00:26:45 - family guy and brain rot

    00:26:59 - chores and procrastination

    00:29:57 - canvas confetti and senior year

    00:34:09 - ai and water usage concerns

    00:34:36 - questionable medical advice from the internet

    00:34:57 - deepfakes and political misinformation

    00:36:26 - the cia and conspiracy theories

    00:36:53 - pirating games and the fbi

    00:37:17 - nintendo's stance on fan games

    00:39:35 - the appeal of nintendo games

    00:39:56 - mobile gaming and the ipad

    00:40:45 - the return of the wendy's frosty

    00:44:03 - the master chief meal at taco bell

    00:55:06 - the early days of fortnite

    01:00:13 - childhood memories of ipod touches

    01:09:39 - budgeting and animal crossing

    01:10:28 - animal crossing addiction

    01:11:07 - animal crossing release date issues

    01:12:12 - mental health and animal crossing

    01:13:17 - animal crossing updates and comparisons

    01:14:01 - obtaining a nintendo switch

    01:14:48 - nintendo switch backwards compatibility

    01:15:38 - podcast growth and future guests

    01:16:43 - microphone issues and podcast editing

    01:17:35 - leaving the us and immigration plans

    01:19:08 - quackity's language translation software

    01:23:32 - overheard conversations and nicknames

    01:24:59 - pet names and relationships

    01:26:05 - snl and television viewing habits

    01:39:54 - transgender people on twitter

    01:40:11 - twitter personas and political commentary

    01:40:53 - the 2016 election's impact

    01:41:48 - concerns about the future of politics

    01:42:49 - the legislative process and executive orders

    01:43:31 - autism and language quirks

    01:44:10 - slang and generational language

    01:45:18 - monkeys and memes

    01:46:43 - tiktok trends and relationships

    01:48:06 - twitter analytics and engagement

    01:49:26 - pornography and its categories

    01:51:35 - early experiences with online content

    01:52:53 - smut, horror movies, and storytelling

    01:54:25 - teaching experiences and children's behavior

    02:05:00 - i'm so tired and exhausted goodbye



    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast


    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President

    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA&t=0s


    2 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 19 Jess The Killer

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today Jess introduces Nolynn to a classic creepypasta, we share another YouTube Deep Cut, and we talk about what our Nardwuar media would be.


    00:00:00 - intro

    00:00:21 - welcome back champ

    00:01:38 - holiday celebrations/decorations

    00:06:27 - schedule schedule schedule

    00:09:34 - mr. beast controversy

    00:12:21 - dude that Ethan Klein clip

    00:16:39 - jeff the killer

    00:47:42 - creepypasta over, thoughts

    00:48:38 - the writing wasn't breathtaking...

    00:49:43 - jeff the killer fan art

    00:51:05 - childhood experiences with scary stories

    00:52:35 - Jessi vance

    00:54:02 - cool thumbnail Nolynn saw

    00:55:07 - glee and tv show clips on tiktok

    00:56:34 - ughhh fair use on youtube

    00:58:24 - space jam 2 and... spirited (:

    00:59:24 - queer cinema film courses

    01:00:54 - queer movie event planning

    01:01:59 - adam driver megalopolis

    01:02:54 - movies in the park and happy feet

    01:03:39 - our nardwuar deep cuts

    01:14:22 - Cracker Barrel again boo

    01:20:31 - comparing burns from different jobs

    01:21:51 - ace's pain tolerance and scar tissue

    01:22:56 - finally on letterboxd!

    01:24:46 - marking movies on letterboxd

    01:26:06 - reviewing the barbie movie

    01:27:41 - leaving reelgood for letterboxd ):

    01:29:20 - comparing letterboxd and goodreads

    01:31:05 - rotten tomatoes falling off

    01:32:26 - linking letterboxd accounts

    01:33:08 - behind the scenes podcast work

    01:34:01 - The Nolynn and Jessalynne Center For Podcasting

    01:34:50 - drawing and art discussion

    01:36:10 - books vs. movies

    01:37:31 - hunger games characters

    01:38:47 - character visualization

    01:40:09 - drawn together cartoon

    01:42:19 - old school YouTube spongebob references

    01:44:10 - high school band memories

    01:46:39 - band auditions and structure

    01:48:17 - school trip cancellations

    01:49:35 - jess sees the time




    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast


    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President

    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA&t=0s

    1 hr 52 min
  • Ep. 18 - our costumes are so heat

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today nolynn gets misremembered as Liam, Jess is free from her musical prison, and we talk about some Rosanna Pansino x Lunchly mold stuff!

    00:00:00 - intro
    00:00:21 - talking
    00:03:24 - we are gender goals
    00:06:10 - nolynn saw so many movies
    00:08:01 - movie crying
    00:09:41 - “brother i’m a biological female”
    00:12:51 - “you’re Liam, right?”
    00:15:30 - jess and nolynn bond over the experience of having an immature theatre director and approaching ‘the age she was when she made all of those decisions’
    00:17:23 - Lunchly has mold in it!
    00:21:27 - Rosanna Pansino
    00:23:31 - YouTube miniplayer puke
    00:24:16 - James McBeast fell’d off
    00:25:40 - the MrBeast biopic director
    00:27:21 - the goats of youtube documentary
    00:28:31 - jenny nicholson universal studios
    00:30:24 - hey paul
    00:32:31 - *whispers* “audition monologue”
    00:40:01 - snl my beloved what has happened to you
    00:46:56 - late night my beloved what has happened to you
    00:53:15 - nolynn’s dorm date
    00:57:56 - dating app rejections
    00:59:53 - dating preferences
    01:00:08 - not a match if they don’t have this:
    01:00:28 - relationship dynamics
    01:00:49 - we kick those we love
    01:01:49 - what nolynn does after the pod
    01:02:33 - hi budeee
    01:03:47 - the goodwill book
    01:07:27 - elon musk’s jump
    01:08:44 - not again with the performance section
    01:11:08 - this is your study guide
    01:13:10 - jess maybe making music covers
    01:15:13 - mean girls and recovered girls
    01:16:30 - nolynn is done with Ludwig
    01:18:54 - how ninja ran it down
    01:20:53 - give me subs give me money
    01:22:29 - oh— 500 subscriber goal?????
    01:23:51 - these noobs…. using a whiteboard…. how could they
    01:25:22 - note taking
    01:27:02 - talk bout filmn
    01:28:35 - what should we do next week?
    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast
    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President
    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA&t=0s

    1 hr 33 min
  • Ep. 18 - we got too political this time...

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today we thank the newest viewers for joining us, the GameFreak leaks, Kamala's new strategy, and we get hyperpolitical? yikes


    I'm sorry this was late, won't happen again!

    00:00:00 - intro
    00:02:11 - ‘the channel is doing well’ #99900:03:46 - jessi tore a curtain
    00:06:17 - community theater age diversity
    00:09:55 - The Gift of Gab
    00:10:49 - comedy comedy
    00:12:47 - mel brooks marathon
    00:14:07 - oh the pokémon leaks
    00:17:07 - Team Fortress 2 Load-Bearing Coconut
    00:18:37 - Portal and Half-Life
    00:21:34 - nolynn doesn’t like KwikTrip food
    00:24:20 - Five Hour Energy.. it’s back
    00:26:44 - Wicked Poster
    00:31:02 - Kamala’s MrBeast Strategy
    00:36:24 - we just get political man
    00:54:18 - oop now we’re out of it
    00:57:02 - jessi getting ID’d
    00:58:16 - adult supervision policy
    01:00:29 - can nolynn work at another movie theater?
    01:01:26 - nolynn wanted to cut off a customer
    01:04:18 - the first frost tm
    01:05:31 - oh another podcast editing section you’re real cool everyone loves hearing about it
    01:07:01 - give him that Hawk Tuah
    01:09:40 - YouTube Poops
    01:11:16 - first generation iPad kids
    01:13:14 - Community College iPad Kids
    01:18:31 - Jess was in a Modeling Agency
    01:22:45 - comparing entrepreneurship
    01:26:19 - ai section cherry on top. we really can’t go an episode without it.. it’s just.. so.. topical
    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast
    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President
    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA&t=0s

    1 hr 33 min
  • Ep. 16 - her Tweet blew up, now she's doing OnlyFans

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today we talk about the our statistics, jessi’s musical, cornplating, Joker 2, and nolynn’s newfound Twitter fame.


    00:00:00 - intro

    00:01:10 - welcome, all newheads

    00:02:05 - stats are crazy

    00:03:15 - the fame went to our heads

    00:04:08 - nolynn’s tweet blew up!

    00:06:02 - balancing commitments

    00:07:34 - jessi is spooky

    00:09:14 - social media platforms

    00:10:31 - online controversies

    00:11:44 - stats again?

    00:13:02 - music and gaming

    00:16:02 - gifts and in-game currency

    00:18:29 - algorithms and daily habits

    00:21:06 - jessi’s pro-school rant

    00:28:46 - cornplating

    00:30:20 - lord of the flies, good cornplating???

    00:31:23 - misreading lord of the flies

    00:32:29 - the lego movie 2 again yawn

    00:33:16 - busybesrs

    00:35:24 - joker 2

    00:43:55 - other type of theater hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    00:46:33 - ghostlight 

    00:46:54 - kai cenat cousin clip 

    00:50:58 - we…… are the same?

    00:54:11 - dan and phil uh oh

    00:56:04 - pyrocynical

    01:00:12 - lil bit of cancel culture oop

    01:03:10 - snl, movie plans & mojo dojo casa house

    01:08:32 - jessi’s not going to la (shame?!?!)

    01:10:21 - handheld gaming

    01:13:45 - this generation and ai-generated art man

    01:16:29 - ai's potential & misuse

    01:18:12 - minimum wage + legalization

    01:20:10 - wrappin’ it up


    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast


    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President

    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA

    1 hr 24 min
  • Ep. 15 - the 'merch creature' trope

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today we talk about parkour civilization, irony poisoning, jess has a cute lil cat she wants to adopt, and nolynn fumbled two baddies with one crashout


    00:00:00 - intro

    00:01:09 - welcome back to and they were classmates

    00:01:12 - parkour civilization

    00:10:03 - we saw Howl's Moving Castle!!

    00:14:34 - Ghibli Movies as a whole

    00:17:01 - quebbins about the media

    00:19:14 - us. vs japan animation

    00:24:08 - those darn War Themes

    00:26:32 - Hayao Miyazaki

    00:28:01 - oh Modern Animation you poor thing

    00:30:28 - merch creature

    00:32:56 - hate twist villains

    00:35:01 - The Lego Movie 2 twist villain

    00:36:33 - Irony poisoning

    00:39:29 - Shrek is gateway irony poisoning

    00:41:18 - i’m free from irony!

    00:43:25 - rapidly aging internet humor

    00:47:34 - how i fumbled two baddies with one crashout

    00:54:57 - jess’s cat story

    01:10:08 - stressi jessi

    01:12:34 - sneezing into a tailbone bruise

    01:14:21 - stupid premiere pro glitch

    01:16:45 - nolynn’s $24.98 crashout

    01:24:25 - im so young why are you judging me

    01:26:58 - tall people empath

    01:27:52 - Wrapping up the epoxy

    01:29:09 - a widdle anawitics tawk

    01:30:27 - byyyyeee


    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast


    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President

    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA

    1 hr 32 min
  • Ep. 14 - we're not thinking critically enough...


    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today we get informed and critical like Chappell Roan taught us to be. We're seeing Howl's Moving Castle this week, and Nolynn's car is going to die! Welcome to October, this pod is getting spooky.



    00:00:00 - intro

    00:38:04 - welcome back baby

    00:01:03 - estrogen and skeleton leggings

    00:01:12 - favorite holidays

    00:03:45 - kids and santa

    00:06:52 - technology and kids

    00:08:01 - halloween and church

    00:10:35 - fundamentalist church

    00:12:13 - dinosaurs

    00:14:10 - youtube premium and nolynn's ui tip for youtube hi if you're watching i have a tip for you

    00:21:41 - thinking critically with chappell roan

    00:39:06 - panels

    00:41:16 - them damn ads

    00:47:30 - shuffle button and that psycho ending thing

    00:50:28 - re-releases + howl's moving castle!!

    00:52:59 - whiplash

    01:00:15 - you can watch movies on instagram now?

    01:02:38 - content creation section #1,000

    01:04:45 - mocap class ahahaha

    01:05:58 - my lil hawk tuah tweet

    01:07:41 - rtgame thumbnail test

    01:09:25 - minecraft x dream smp

    01:11:44 - crazy craft and minecraft modding

    01:13:33 - cryaotic and late night with cry and russ

    01:18:27 - nolynn's car is termanally ill

    01:23:04 - youtube statistics and bye bye


    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast


    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President

    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA

    1 hr 28 min
  • Ep. 13 - it's happening on X

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today we dip so far into Twitter timeline stuff, we become unable to escape it!

    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast
    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President
    🎵Track : Kosumi -    • [사랑스럽고 귀여운음악] 고슴이 | 부드러운 뾰족함  

    1 hr 39 min
  • Ep. 12 - when was the last day you didn't have fried chicken

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today we talk the usual Twitter timeline drama, the fried chicken question, Beetlejuice 2, and Jessi's strange ability to conjure both scent and taste

    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast
    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President
    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA

    1 hr 44 min
  • Ep. 11 - the 5 hour energy episode

    welcome back to And They Were Classmates! today Nolynn hits a 5 Hour Energy and actually engages in a conversation for once, we talk about the changes to our campus' Meal Plan, and we rant a lil about movie theaters oops.

    Listen on Podcast Platforms - https://linktr.ee/classmatespodcast
    🎵intro Music provided by BGM President
    🎵Track : Kosumi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCgWMCgawA

    1 hr 49 min

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