And We’ve Always Said That

This week the girls share about some firsts: running a 5k, getting hate comments, and going to the dump. Abbey urgently needs a pair of hippo lungs and is being haunted by the adulterous Mr. Melon. Paige encounters a Karen in the wild and ignores a call for help.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls get into a heated argument about the difference between dairy-free vs. lactose-free. Abbey shares about her harrowing experience going to Puke City and having an entire fireworks show dedicated to her. Paige opens up about her explosive diarrhea and protein maxing her 5k with hotdogs.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls celebrate a win for the gays and what's really considered the bare minimum in dating. Abbey opens up about her Bloody Mary induced UTI. Paige shares about being God's bravest solider by going camping without electricity.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls are joined by their close personal friend, Rachael. Abbey and Rachael recount their intimate high school reunion where Abbey asked the questions everyone was thinking and Rachael was on the hunt for a drunk cigarette. Paige opens up about her early onset dementia.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls very calmly discuss men having the audacity, hatred of drivers who have brain damage, and chungo bungo arms. Abbey expresses her love for Messi and Paige explains Summer House drama. Fun new drinking game: take a shot every time Paige says 'like' !!!

Love ya'll to death <3

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls take you back in time to a lost episode from October 2025 where they went from PLANE! BUS! CLUB! to ANOTHA CLUB! The describe their harrowing experience trying to figure out the NYC bus system and Abbey getting PTSD from seeing a dead person. Dear Abbey also got love bombed and goes into intimate details about her breakup with her ex-boyfriend of 2 weeks.

Xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls discuss their curiosity for the many pleasures life has to offer. Abbey shares her unhinged texts to the various men in her life and Paige recounts a drunken Sasquatch encounter.

P.S. Bartender Eddy from Miami if you're listening we miss you

xoxo Paige & Abbey