Andolians. What fruit are you? I asked you a simple question. Coconut or peach? See, as confusing as this question is, so is life. It is depressing not knowing the answer since both can be right is the struggle we have to conquer every day. Sounds depressing? It is. What can help you conquer this depression? Correct, Andolo Talks. See, that is where the circle comes around again. No. We have to thank you. And what all this stuff has to do with an amusement park, New Zealand and defecation in a forest is discussed in this episode, since it is Andolo Talks - It shall be discussed and not Andolo Talks - It shall be agreed. 

Andolians. After quite a break we are back. Obviously, we gonna discuss why we had a three weak break and what has changed. Furthermore, we analyse our audience and where they are come from. Talking about how Polona spends her future, how amazing Switzerland could be and how depressing and stressful Andy's life right is. And the never-ending story when we are getting chipped by Mr Gates or having a good time getting a hair transplant in Istanbul. Sounds weird and interesting at the same time? Welcome to Andolo talks. Tune in and enjoy.

Andolians. Let's talk about swiping. No, not the thing you are doing on a Sunday afternoon when you are bored in your apartment and have nothing better to do than cleaning your mess. Anyhow, a good occasion to listen to this podcast. But back to the topic my friend. We are talking about dating apps. How they work, what annoys us and which type of persons we do not like while using it. Also, we dig deeper and analyse why those apps are the truest form of FOMO we can ever experience and how it fucks up relationships in total. Sounds like every other podcast you say? Good for us, that we couldn't care less. But still, listen to it. It is hilarious af. Watch out for that different beginning! Tune in and enjoy.

Andolians. We are scared. More and more coyotes are wandering through the states. And how do we know this? We had secret access to the new social media app from no other than @therealdonaldtrump himself. We are chatting about what impact on the world and society such a platform has, how it will definitely going to influence the media scene and give deep insights into the mechanics of their algorithm, or don't we? Tune in to find out this stuff and to find out which colour is Andy's favourite? If this does not sound fun, then I don't know what brings you a smile on your face, boomer. 

Andolians. It is time to roast the royal family. Think about a science fiction movie including Meghan and Prince Harry. Did it? Good. We too and it turned out hilarious. Other than that we speculate what our dear friends from overseas will do with Big Buck Biden's money and dig deeper into our friendship. Sounds amazing? Thought so. Sit back and enjoy. 

Andolians. It is time to explore the country of bad kebab, beautiful politicians and lots of opportunities to expand this podcast into a foreign country. We are talking about beautiful Turkey. The place where broke-ass Germans go for holiday, Polo (maybe) for a wedding and ways to conquer the country with Andolo. Our dear friend Corona, or how we like to call him "Rona" is also a topic as well as hairstyles of German politicians. So tune in for another episode of Andolo Talks, sponsored by the German government and a German educational institute. For real. 

Andolians. We are back from our little winter pause. Many things changed, Polo moved to another country, Andy gave up life for a 9 to 5 job in a bank and both of our protagonists think they are the great philosophers of our century. Getting a nice place in for our home office time as well as discussing the deepest and most meaningful questions the human mind can think of. From a youtube documentary to a gaze into the stars. Tune in for ultimate fun. 

Andolians. Let your hair unwashed, you will not regret it! This time our two main protagonists are stressed and sleepy. The perfect combination for a sarcastic yet funny episode. Make sure to get a glimpse of this immature discussion to entertain you during your daily run to the refrigerator or from your couch to the bed during your lazy home office! Tune in!

Andolians! It is already the tenth episode! To celebrate this the United States finally gifted us a new president. This time more political, we make an outlook about Biden's presidency, why the f*ck Nawalny moved back to Russia and what will happen with Germany after Merkel. Those things and stuff like good old green tea, the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president and dark humour combined, forming the newest episode. As usual. Listen and enjoy! 

Andolians. Here it is. The first episode in 2021. Destroy it like the first ones. Talk about it. Celebrate it. Bath yourself in it like Polo baths in her depression. These short random stories and thoughts also continue in the new year. Listen about BBQing into the new year, lots of bollocks about our dear friends from foreign countries. Goals, efficiency and what we plan for these periods will also be touched upon as well as how Andy got fucked up in the amazing democratic country of China. Take a seat, turn off your political correctness and enjoy.