Andre Rots His Brain

Andre Rots His Brain

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Andre Rots His Brain episodes

  • Ep. 9 - Brain Drain (Live) Comedy Debate Show
    We debate all the funny parts about masks endangering our lives now that they're pollution, cops shooting minorities (specifically Hispanics), girl scouts using drones, distastefully targeted army/military recruitment ads, green energy, etc.
    1 hr 17 min
  • Ep. 8 - Thus Spoke TheraFlu Shot

    Love and hate! Can I meet somewhere in the middle? I got the vaccine and BOY do I regret it! Don't worry; it's a funny story! And if you follow the journey, I have a great new segment at the end of the show.

    Lost the ability to speak and then was slurry for a bit, had some priceless interactions with my doctor, got a ton of unexpected support, but then as usual fixated on the minority. THEN, I try fixing my "negativity bias" by using a doctor's blog which made me angrier than when I started!

    Thankfully, I found my new favorite thing for a new segment, "Catholic Movie Reviews"! This week, "Roe v. Wade"!!!

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    Love by @Ketsa

    I Don't Fuck Witcha Ft. Young Scolla (Prod. Joel Johnston) by Hi-Rez

    Swing by @Lolobeats

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    48 min
  • Ep. 7 - Amadeus Movie Roast On Magic Mushrooms (Oscar Special)
    I tripped ass, got bored with my brain, decided I needed bright colors, and decided to watch Amadeus (Oscar Winner 1985) for the costumes and music. Realized my favorite movie was supremely roastable, so managed to untangle myself to plug in some cables and record.
    More childhood memories! sort of...remember: mushrooms. Also...Salieri takes himself too seriously, Austrians are good at classical music for the reason they were good at another thing, that guy from Ferris Bueller who did too much Devil's Advocate, etc.
    55 min
  • Ep. 6 - Journey with the Smegma of the Earth, with Trashy Tina (Origin Stories Series)
    I had an unpleasant incident at an open mic so I spoke to one of my favorite people Trashy Tina, a great comic and spectacular vegan chef. We took a car ride to an open mic, and if you can't tell, laughing is her second language. We talk about being mixed race, our trashy dating and sex habits, our trashy smoking habits, our trashy apartment, our trashy organizational skills, and of course the incident a trashy bar.
    31 min
  • Ep. 4 - Panties in a Twister
    I tell you about my "trip" to the library (and a park) and the hilarity of trying to check out history books while in another dimension, the UFC and Conor McGregor sponsoring his own fights, I managed to find anti-Hong Kong propaganda in the "Godzilla vs. Kong" movie and talk Chinese movie studios, and if you pay close attention throughout you'll probably figure out why I'm single now.
    24 min
  • Ep. 3 - Bridge Burned Over the River Chi
    TRIGGER WARNING: I talk about domestic violence in this episode. I also talk about taking mushrooms, government housing, prostitute aka "empowered woman" aka "noisy neighbor", why the movie Lone Survivor is great for the wrong reasons, my hatred of Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg, burning bridges / moving on from friendships &  sarcastic salutes.
    21 min
  • Ep. 2 - Nine Lives, Too Many
    This week I'll tell you about my cat who committed suicide, cat-calling, I say "medium" instead of "median" while making a "point" about intelligence, Bill Burr's Grammy's thing, I rant about NDA's and trusting your instincts, Alaskan punishment camps. Movies: Spies Like Us, Batman (the Michael Keaton one)
    26 min
  • Ep. 1 - Too Many Concussions To Remember!
    in the inaugural episode, we scatter into the funniest death scene in any rom-com, a few funny concussion stories, stupid birthday parties, getting out of my comfort zone with standup and why I think I'm striking out with some women
    27 min

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comedian's podcast with no format but recurring themes