In their most non-sensical episode yet, the boys attempt to discuss trees whilst answering questions such as: How many of the tallest dwarfs is the biggest tree? Is it worse f*cking a tree or a car? Is there such a thing as human race of giants? Does living in a tree house mean you have to eat tree?

They also get their first guest on.

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Would putting on an intergalactic talent show help appease malevolent aliens? Are we all just in a giant bowl of pasta being consumed by a large entity? Are alien abduction stories just excuses for men who have masturbated? Would having sex with an Alien ruin your wedding day?

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In this week’s episode the boys spend most of their time defining what a holiday is, asking important questions such as: can you go on holiday to your living room and is it possible to stay attached to your mother’s umbilical cord until you’re 21?

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CHARLIE IS STUCK IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF WAR SO WE COULDN'T RECORD A FRESH EPISODE! We're releasing a Patreon episode for free this week in place of the main. We are VERY sorry about this, we love you all and will be back to regular programming next week.

The boys discuss another disastrous weekend for Charlie, why old people's chairs are so important, the Epstein files* and Charlie's attempt to read.

*Epstein files take is from a couple weeks ago so if you think it's old and you've heard it on another podcast then you're completely right.

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The boys discuss how their dead bodies would be more use to a war effort than their alive ones, what could get done with an invisible penis, they dive into Charlie’s short lived modelling career and finally settle whether or not babies have the ability to breathe underwater.

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The boys discuss whether there should be a Nintendogs for our inner demons, Charlie’s visit to just outside of the Coronation Street set, they each create new monsters for the modern world and decide which mythical beast is the most desirable.

Their pieces take us inside Andrew’s bedroom and raising a baby monster.

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In their dumbest episode yet, the boys discuss:

Can you make a cloud in your bedroom? How can we make weather discussion more interesting? Does everyone want to be struck by lightning? Why are Frognados so prolific?

They also exhibit some of their most bizarre pieces which take us into a shop selling Charlie Milner’s and a particularly rainy day.

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What in the world does the person at the bottom of the double luge do? Are all snowboarders good for nothing weed-smoking teenagers? Why is everyone meaner in the snow? And the boys turn their haters into Diesel fuel. The pieces take us down the ice track and into a troubling new obsession within a relationship.

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Could we save the high street with holograms? Is it acceptable to fondle avocados in Tesco? Does Charlie live in a Londis? What would a Moonpig shop look like?

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Are volcanoes insecure or horny? Could volcanoes take us to space? Can you swim under Britain? Would Charlie have been a top graffiti artist in Pompeii?

The pieces take us into the final minutes before Pompeii’s explosion and a Volcano trying to become a man.

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