After a long day of handing out resumes, Andrew Willis comes home and recalls the events of the day and moments that inspired him.

Andrew Willis writes a fantasy break up letter to Tom Ford from a hotel in Tangiers. In this episode, Andy talks about never being the 'girl from Ipanema'. Music by Herb Alpert.

“Vegan dyke restaurant! Vegan dyke restaurant!” In this episode, Andrew Willis talks about the dating and the confidence and power of eye contact. Music by Burt Bacharach.

Let’s take a moment to think of our Jeanies in the world. Andrew reflects on feeling like an outsider and reminds us to be kinder to others. Later, Andy reflects on the new series ‘Jam Journals’ and his taping of ‘#LohanBeachClub Aftershow’. Music by Eddy Arnold.

Everyone has a long day, and for some people their days get hectic with fifty problems before they even leave the door in the morning. Andrew Willis shares his riff on a crazy day with his overview of getting his hair cut, and meeting the lovely and visionary BC NDP Vice President, Morgane Oger. Also, mint will set your clit on fire. Don’t use it! Music by Sonny Curtis.

Andrew recalls his memories of summers in the desert with his Grandmother and the people and places in the small town of Oliver, BC. Music by Hank Williams.

It's the end of the year and everyone is in a dash to go shopping and fill the last of their vacation. Andrew unwinds and recalls what it was like to work at Brooks Brothers during Christmas. Music by Vince Guaraldi Trio, and Miles Davis.

“I am in no way an advocate for the rich and entitled. Truly if you are, put a box over your head and bang it with your hands. I'm speaking for all the kids who grew up ashamed of who they were, that are loud and have a voice and don't know how to use it. I love extravagance and artifice. I love the lies we tell and the false mythologies we craft, but in my heart, I truly love you for who you are.” Andrew talks shame, anxiety, growing up poor and embarrassed, habitus, and Pierre Bourdieu. Music by Bad Brains, ‘Sailin’ On’.

Emily joins Andy After Dark to unwind and kvetch. Emily drinks Lonetree cranberry cider and Andy drinks hot chocolate. Emily visits Long & McQuade and things get dangerous. Later in the show, Andy and Emily talk about the differences between bisexuality and pansexuality... and all the other sexualities while speculating if they would ever hook it up with a trans individual. Music by Fat Earthers, "Letter Bomb".

Andy talks Tales From The Tour Bus by Mike Judge and taping his holiday special. Music by Adrian Teacher & The Subs, “Anxious Love”.