Hey babes! What’s uppppp! It’s samikins and patty here and we’ve TAKEN OVER THIS SHITTY PODCAST TO MAKE IT BETTER! Satan coming out of the devils birthhole and Jesus’s unlucky half definitely asked us to do this. It’s not like we locked them in the dungeons or something HA HA HA!! Anyway babes uhhh in this episode we bring in our sexy hot boyfriends and then switch with each other then fight and switch back and some other stuff happens but we don’t really care about that! Xoxoxo love you lots babes and like hail satan??? Apparently we have to do that but anyway. See you next time babes xoxoxo

This is part 2 to death metal around the world. We go to some new countries and listen to some CRAZY good death metal songs. Please enjoy. I’m kidding don’t. If you enjoy this we will come to your house and scream at you in your sleep. Enjoy death. HAIL SATAN.

Hey bro’s we are back and better than ever after our meditation retreat (prison). In this episode we are talking about all our most horrible crimes whilst on our way to the police station in wheelchairs. Please enjoy (death) (hail Satan)

In this episode we travel to many countries around the world and have chat to some death metal artists from those countries who then play a banging song for us and y’all. Plus we run into a old friend in Scotland and Satan coming out of the devils birthhole gets another date with blue eyed girl (aka troom). Enjoyyyyyyy (just kidding don’t) but do tell all your friends about this podcast!!! (HAIL SATAN) #mymumpackedmylunch

In this episode we give all you unlucky teens out there super good advice about relationships, dugs and alcohol, and fake friends. We also give some personal anecdotes about our times as teens and advice on how to steal alcohol. As well as some good as ukulele playing (Hail Satan) #mymumpackedmylunch

In this episode we talk about our favourite life hacks and have a good chat to blue eyed girl or troom a representative from troom troom. Satan coming out of the devils birthhole also falls in love and gets very sexual. STRONG SEXUAL REFERENCES (hail Satan) #mymumpackedmylunch

In this episode we chat about our ever growing fan base and also spend majority of this episode talking to our NUMBER ONE FAN trippie xo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also new ukulele death metal tracks coming soon (hail Satan) #mymumpackedmylunch

In this episode we talk about our favourite death metal astrological signs aswell as have a chat to special guest steve to talk how much tootin is actually kahmen. (Strong sexual references) (hail Satan) #mymumpackedmylunch

In this episode we talk about our favourite places to discuss politics aswell as have a special guest Brian the president of Australia. And we talk out past and present lovers and our mums.

In this episode we talk about our favourite heavy metal songs aswell as have a chat to Satan about what happens after death.