ANGST & INERTIA

DEPRESSION & ANXIETY ARE MODERN MENTAL DISEASES REFLECTING HOW FUNDAMENTALLY MODERN LIFE HAS BEEN BALANCED AND STRUCTURED.... THEORIES ARE PROFFERED, CURES ARE OFFERED AND A GOOD DEAL OF OLD FASHIONED EXISTENTIAL INSIGHT IS OFFERED

WE GET THE SMARTEST GUY ALIVE BOTH STONED AND LAID WHILE HE WAXES PHILOSOPHICAL ABOUT SIMULATION THEORY AND EATS CHEETOS

Genius Musk discusses simulation theory with TIMOTHY

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WE DISCUSS WOODY ALLEN’S THEORY OF LIFE AND ITS IMPLICATIONS IF TRUE, EXPLORING THE PURPOSE OF LIFE WITHIN A MEANINGLESS PARADIGM AND FINALLY DISCUSSING THE ROLE OF THE ARTIST TO PROVIDE THE POPULACE WITH THE EXISTENTIAL MEANING THEY LACK

WE EXPLORE THE THESIS OF NICK BOSTROM ANS HIS THEORY THAT LIFE IS JUST A COMPUTER SIMULATION. THIS NOTION IS NOT NEW, AS IT HAS BEEN BEST EXPRESSED IN THE BRILLIANT 1999 FILM “THE MATRIX”. BUT IF ITS TRUE AND THUS WORLD AND LIFE US A MERE VIDEO GAME... WOULD IT CHANGE YIUR POINT OF VIEW ON EVERYTHING? SOME THINGS? NOTHING? WOULD IT CHANGE YOUR FAITH IN GOD? YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE? WE EXPLORE THESE DIFFICULT QUERIES

A VERY BRAVE OLD FRIEND MARILYN WHOM I MET 22 YEARS AGO DISCUSSES HER CHALLENGING LIFE AND THE LOSS SHE EXPERIENCED BY NOT HAVING A FATHER AND SURVIVING A RAPE AND ATTEMPTED MURDER BEFORE SHE WAS ABUSED BY A HUSBAND WHO WAS A NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHIC CRIMINAL ABUSER WHO PUT HEAD THROUGH A WALL BEFORE SHE ESCAPED WITH NO MONEY AND HER SMALL KIDS AND WENT TO THE POLICE ACADEMY TO LOSE HER PAIN AND TO FINALLY... FIND HERSELF

This episode was smuggled out of Eastern Germany near the end of the Cold War, transported on 8mm film uncomfortably hidden up the rectal cavity of a dashing young British double agent who died at the Brandenburg Gate Sven a suspicious Stazi soldier forced the spy to drink Irish Whisky and four Lemmon Quaaludes, resulting in induced diarrhea that expelled the supernatural propaganda as well as most of the noble lieutenants water weight, causing him to die painfully by dehydration without even provided the dignity of a last meal nor a last roll of toilet paper, which prevented his family from giving him an open casket funeral. Many speculate that the causation of this run of shitty bad luck could be traced to the night before, when he was tasked with recording the ouija board session with famous German sky Mata Hari, a woman so beautiful she could seduce even a castrated home sexual man impotent from opiate addiction, which is no small achievement. In the end it has taken 68 years and countless bribes, thefts and even murders to bring this secret information to the world, so stop whatever you are doing, it is meaningless against the profound truths you are about to hear, but beware, such truths are rarely free and come at a price too high to calculate because of the tricky math involved in inflationary algebraic coefficient factoring for domestic GDP of course.

This is an episode about one of the dumbest conspiracy theories ever to be devised by mankind which is the flat earth argument however I was once a skeptic who abandoning my bias and prejudice and preconceive notion’s about everything I want believed in examined the arguments for this ridiculous theory and found myself surprisingly convinced by the calculus mathematics and common sense proof So that if you were offered by globe proponents so I say to you dear listener if you think the earth is round give this a listen and let me challenge your preconceived notion’s and rock your world oh I’m sorry I mean rock your .... FLAT EARTH!!!!!

AN EXAMINATION ON WRESTING BACK CONTROL OF THE ORGAN OF INTELLECT, THE LOCUS OF THE CORTEX OF SUBCONSCIOUS EXISTENTIAL INTROSPECTION, EMOTIONAL CLEANSING OF THE TRAUMA THAT TRIGGERS THE PAIN OF SELF-AWARENESS WHICH THEN BESTOWS UNTO THIS CEREBRAL SEAT OF THE SOUL WHICH IS THE IRONIC IGNITION MECHANISM OF TYPICAL MENTAL ILLNESS (WHICH IS NOT ATYPICAL AND EXEMPTS NO ONE FROM THE PARALYSIS OF COMPULSIVE ANALYSIS CATALYZED BY THE ACCELERATION OF MATURATION OF OUR MOST INTRINSIC ALBEIT LATENT EXPRESSION CONSCIOUSNESS AND DEPRESSION, AS IF THE HOLISTIC FUNCTION OF HUMANITY WAS ESSENTIALY SPIRITUAL DYSFUNCTION) WHICH MCKENNA POSITS IS REVERSIBLE WITH THE PROPER RECALIBRATION OF SYNAPTIC TRAUMA RECONCILIATION

A genius explains the techniques for releasing the genius within ourselves