You're in a arena with 9 sets of dangerous animals.  You get to pick two to defend you, the rest will try to kill you. Which two will you pick to help you survive?

Join hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea  alongside special guest  Luke to determine the best answer for this viral animal question.

The options to pick from are:

50 hawks
10 crocodiles
3 grizzly bears
7 bulls
1 hunter w/ rifle
15 wolves
10,000 rats
5 gorillas
4 lions

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Special guest Jamie joins Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea to determine which animal would win in a fight between a Flamingo and a Peacock.


0:00 Introduction

2:59 Flamingo taxonomy and appearance

6:33 The wonders of flamingo legs

14:01 Flamingo wings and flying ability

16:08 Why flamingos are pink

20:31 The unique beaks and tongues of flamingos

26:53 How gross is crop milk

29:16 The flamingo mating dance

31:15 Flamingo society, friendships and bullies

34:52: Flamingo romance, relationships and love triangles

40:31: Erectile tissue is flamingo mouths

41:40: Flamingo families nests and nest stealing

45:01 Flamingo predators and threats

49:04 How many flamingos or peacocks could we take?

51:58 Peacock taxonomy and appearance

58:32 Peacock spurs and attack skills

1:02:45 The iconic Peacock feathers

1:06:02 Peacock predators and threats

1:07:30 Peacock eat cobras and more 

1:09:09 Peacock dancing, crowing and romantic attraction 

1:12:48 Peacock harems and mating

1:16:13 Peacock attacks on humans

1:21:00 Setting a battle location

1:22:45 The bull cases for flamingos and peacocks

1:25:52 Voting and final decision

1:27:04 Conclusion

*****Spoiler******

Peacock wins 3-1 split decision over Flamingo

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Hosts Quinn and Alexandrea return from their vacation in Morocco and join Dan to determine which animal would win in a fight between a Camel and a Zebra.

Table of Contents:

0:00 Intro

4:29 Camels in society

13:15 Camel appearance

16:26 Camel racing and robot jockeys

21:24 Camel mouths and bite power

25:36 Camels sit on their opponents

27:11 Camel kicks

29:25 The romance of Camel spitting

34:57 The amazing Camel hump

37:01 Camel adaptations for the desert

40:42 How Camels can eat cactuses

43:58 Camel social structure

47:05 Camel mating

49:55 Camel conservation

52:02 Camel attacks on humans

1:01:31 3 species of Zebras

1:05:41 Why Zebras make bad pets

1:09:20 Unique Zebra color patterns

1:11:37 Why Zebra stripes are so special

1:18:00 Zebra athleticism

1:19:23 Zebra bites

1:21:05 Zebra kicks

1:23:55 The life of a Zebra

1:29:00 Zebra threats 

1:30:01 The romantic lives of Zebras

1:38:42 Zorses, Hebras, Zedonks and Zonkys

1:42:38 Zebra attacks on humans

1:50:25: Setting a battle location

1:59:58 The bull case for Zebra and Camel

2:06:08 Battle Decision

2:08:02 Conclusion

*****Spoiler******

Zebra wins 2-1 split decision over Camel

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Hosts Quinn and Alexandrea are vacationing in Morocco so Dan brings in special guests Nicky and Gina to help determine which animal would win in a fight between a Sloth and a Koala. 

Table Of Contents:

0:00 Intro

2:22 Buffon's description of sloths

4:00 Sloth taxonomy and appearance

9:08 Sloth speed 

12:29 Sloth metabolism

15:08 Sloth Diet

17:10 Sloth stomachs, farts and poops

25:07 Sloth fur

28:15 Sloth eyesight

29:17 Sloth strength

34:15 Sloths survive huge falls

37:49 Sloth bites

39:51 Sloth claws

41:47 Sloth mating

50:41 Sloth threats

52:58 Koala fun facts

57:01 Koala taxonomy

59:41 Koala diet and digestion

1:04:14 Koala threats predators

1:06:05 Koala mobility

1:09:31 Koala mating behaviors

1:12:36 Koala private parts

1:15:51 Koala stds

1:21:09 Battle intro

1:27:50 Bull case for a Koala and Sloth

1:30:03 Battle decision

1:34:52 Conclusion

1:36:20 Gina’s cancer story

*****Spoiler******

Sloth wins 2-1 split decision over Koala

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Hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea determine which animal would win in a fight between a Sea Otter and a Beaver. 

Table Of Contents:

0:00 Introduction

1:44 Otters and Mustelids

3:13 Sea Otter size and appearance

6:05 Sea Otter fur

8:25: Sea Otter poaching and conservation

12:48 Sea Otter would dominate an eating compitition

22:16 Sea Otter water prowess

27:20 Sea Otters put rocks on their bellies.

29:22 Sea Otter teeth and bite

30:08 Sea Otter claws and paws

31:30 Sea Otter rafts

33:00 Sea Otter romance and red flags

36:19 How pollution affects Sea Otters sex lives

37:52 Sea Otter parenting

39:44 Sea Otter natural predators

40:40 Owls killing humans

42:33 Grading Hollywood's depictions of Sea Otters

49:10 Beaver size and appearance

52:58 Beaver speed and agility

56:38: Beavers have metal teeth

101:00 Stanley the Beaver

104:21 Beaver defenses 

110:50 Beavers eat wood

115:18 Beaver reproduction is weird

121:11 Beavers are master builders

124:38 Beaver conservation

126:30 Beaver attacks

131:10 Sea Otter v Beaver Battle

137:55 Bull case for the Sea Otter

138:22 Bull case for the Beaver

141:52 Naming a winner

142:36 Conclusion 

*****Spoiler******

Sea Otters wins 3-0 decision over Beaver

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Hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea are joined by special guest host Rob and live audience member Noah to determine which animal would win in a fight between a Saltwater Crocodile and a Great White Shark. 

Table Of Contents:

0:00 Introduction
4:16 Saltwater crocodile size
8:35 Crocodile vs Alligator
10:02 Crocodile Bite Force
13:25 Crocodile Speed
18:52 Crocodile Armor
22:58 Crocodile Hunting Style
32: 26 Crocodile Romance
43:05 WW2 Croc attack on Ramree Island
47:45 Crocodile attack of American model Ginger Meadows
55:35 Great White Shark size
59:01 Great White Shark speed
1:05:06 Great White Shark bite
1:21:20 Orcas hunting Great Whites
1:26:05 The sex lives of Great Whites
1:30:30 WW2 Shark attack on the USS Indianapolis
1:33:21 Cases of man eating sharks
1:35:15 Battle - Initial thoughts
1:36:46 Battle Location
1:50:24 Noah settles tiebreaker
1:53:01 Conclusion

*****Spoiler******

Great White Shark wins 3-2 decision over Saltwater Crocodile

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Hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea debate which animal would win in a fight between a Jaguar and Komodo Dragon

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Hosts Dan, Quinn and Alexandrea crack lots of jokes while learning tons of fun facts about razorback hogs and silverback gorillas. After a fun education on the two animals, they debate which of these two beasts would win if pitted in a fight against each other. 

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