How did a Native American Raven bring light to the world?  What happened to the Cratchit family goose in A Christmas Carol?  And why did two Turtledoves have to die when Jesus was born?

In this very special episode, the featured creature is James Taylor (or, more specifically, his eyebrows).  

What's the first thing Noah did when the Ark landed?  Can elephant sounds be translated into English?  And why do I have to live in an artificial primate habitat?

Why does James Bond look so silly under water?  Was Jonah swallowed by a fish or a whale?  And how big can a fish story get?  

If you and I buy milk from the same grocery story, and it comes from the same cow - does that make us siblings?  What's the difference between a Sacred Cow and a Golden Calf?  And how could a cow have resolved the cosmic conflicts in Viking Mythology?

Why is the Easter Bunny male?  And how does he lay eggs?  The ancient Aztecs and Chinese agree there's a rabbit on the moon.  How did it get there?  And how do all these rabbits survive on the streets of Buffalo?