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We watched TWO movies this week. For YOU. BE GRATEFUL. The Nut Job and the Nut Job 2 provoke some level of dread within both of us as we wonder how our lives have changed in the last 20 episodes of this podcast.  We'll also talk about Strange Magic again, just because we can. Both of these movies are available to stream on Amazon Prime, if you'd dare to do the most mediocre double feature known to man.

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A Finnish metal band, Nightwish, has a concept album that somehow manages to score enough funding to become a feature length film. It makes about as much sense as that last sentence did, but we watched it anyway! You can watch this movie on ???????? or you can listen to us try to piece together what we watched. 

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This week, we watched Everyone's Hero. Somehow, this movie about a talking baseball is so dreadfully boring that it made watching baseball seem like a better entertainment option. We discuss how both of us flew cross country instead of recording this episode, who even likes baseball, and maybe the plot of the movie! Everyone's Hero is available on most streaming storefronts, if you're into that sort of thing. 

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This week, we watched a film that definitely ISN'T Toy Story: Toys in the Attic. A stop motion film that can just barely hold itself together, Toys in the Attic has charm, evil heads, and a plot that will only make you say "what?" three to four separate times. Toys in the Attic is available to stream right now on Amazon Prime! 

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This week, we watched Chappie, a movie that's ostensibly about Die Antwoord doing gangster shit, but is really trying to ask you a question about the value of life and robots I guess? Chappie goes off the rails and into some weird territory, but it does feature a cute as hell robot that is actually made of GOOD VFX MAGIC so you know, enjoy that. Chappie is available on Netflix! If you haven't seen it, just fucking watch it, if you have the time to listen to this podcast that only three people work on you have the time to watch an actual movie.

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This week, we watched a bonafide failure that Avatar definitely ripped off: Delgo. We dig into the obvious mysteries, including their lack of noses, what kind of magic makes their stones move, and if racism was solved by a 2009 animated film. Delgo is available for rental or purchase on most digital storefronts.

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This week we watched what somehow isn't Harvey Weinstein's greatest crime OR Butch Hartman's biggest mistake: Doogal. Find out why redubbing a perfectly serviceable English children's film with pop culture references and fart jokes means it won't hold up even ten minutes after release. You can rent Doogal from the majority of digital storefronts, if you're really looking to pretend you're an ugly american.

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This week, we watch the shockingly good Monster House. Seriously, you should watch this one, but maybe save it for Halloween? We talk about houses that are people, houses that look like people, and how much cold medicine could conceivably kill a child. Monster House is available on Netflix, so watch it only after you listen to this podcast.

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This week, we watched Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, a movie that somehow doesn't have a video game tied to it despite being a part of a prolific video game series. Aliens, impregnation, and Steve Buscemi are all on the menu this episode. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is available to stream on Amazon Prime, hooray!

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This week, Emily forces us to watch an awful movie from the Asylum Films that DEFINITELY isn't Finding Dory... Izzie's Way Home. We laugh, we cry, we skater matt through what is 90 minutes of actual torment. If you HAVE to watch this (please don't) it's on YouTube. Don't pay for this. I'm not even kidding.

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