Animorphology

Animorphology

By Jenny, Ted, and GrayEducationArts
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Animorphology episodes

  • Episode 36: Maybe orcas are like balloons

    Book 36: The Mutation

    In this episode:

    This book is bad, so this episode is short

    Visser 3 is very bad at plans

    Many unmotivated actions and stupid decisions

    The Animorphs meet the Atlanteans

    Revenge as a motivation

    The ghostwriter knew some things and wanted to tell us about them

    Sad makeout time and buddy breathing

    Are orcas an exception to the morphing rule?

    Gray gets irrationally angry about the orca morph

    Tobias saves the day

    Some cool descriptions but mostly not

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  • Episode 35.75: Two Yeerks, One Andalite

    Visser (Part 2 of 2)

    In this episode:

    The Council of Animorphology passes judgment on Vissers 1 and 3

    Yeerk torture methods

    Yeerk fascism

    Yeerk relationships, emotions, familial bonds, and allo/aromanticism

    The logistics of Eva’s marriage

    Yeerk-host emotional bleed

    What if Vissers 1 and 3 infested…each other

    Who ends up on the Council of Thirteen?

    How to tell Jenny and Gray apart in an emergency

    Yeerk death

    Are the Ellimist and Crayak each other’s exes?

    Humans are the Yeerks' social media addiction

    Bonus: Ted and Jenny give Gray an unexpected gift, with help from Joys

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  • Episode 35.5: There are no 80s

    Visser (Part 1 of 2)

    In this episode:

    Guest host Joys!

    Visser 1 is a magnificent bastard

    Are Visser 3’s worst jokes Alloran’s fault?

    Marco is great, and has grown so much

    V3 continues to be incompetent

    Fighting the Animorphs is terrifying

    Humanity's strengths and weaknesses

    Marco’s mom finally says his name Is this a middle grade book??

    The timeline once again makes no sense

    The Chronicles books are about interspecies love and kids

    The Americans plus brain slavery

    The Council of Thirteen

    Gray predicts the time matrix

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  • Episode 35: Euclid Did Nothing Wrong

    Book 35: The Proposal

    In this episode:

    We can’t suspend our disbelief about the timeline in this one

    The cliffhanger ending is so exciting we have to talk about it right away

    What kind of answering machine does Marco’s dad have?

    What if the Animorphs was less episodic?

    WWWRTD?

    Mighty Cassie stages an intervention

    Marco takes orders from Jake

    How Marco is like Gen Z

    “What is a Hanson?”

    Why we’re glad this ghostwriter doesn’t come back

    Ax is a treasure

    The Animorphs as a hockey team

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  • Episode 34: There Is No Prophecy

    Book 34: The Prophecy

    In this episode:

    We consider that there might be some plot holes in this one

    For example, why was Toby not really a character?

    The Arn’s secret evil plan

    How has Jake and Marco’s friendship evolved?

    Marco is a great lieutenant in this one

    Aldrea’s growth or lack of same since HBC

    Does Cassie have a moral obligation to let Aldrea stay in her head?

    This is super real science, you guys

    What if it’s really…an OT4??

    The ethics of species choice and species essentialism

    Have the morphing rules changed?

    Do the Andalites have an empire?

    Erek is totally trolling the Animorphs

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  • Episode 33: Projectile Hoof Weapons

    Book 33: The Illusion

    In this episode:

    Guest host Lauren returns!

    Can there ever be enough Rachel and Tobias?

    We’re all a little mad at Rachel

    Tobias continues to struggle with where he belongs

    Almost most of a good plan

    Flashes of Tobias’s life and Elfangor’s memories

    Jake’s manipulation

    So. Much. Torture.

    More about mental health language

    We learn more about the Yeerks and the Andalites

    What was the Illusion anyway?

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  • Episode 32: How I Got These Morphs

    Book 32: The Separation

    In this episode:

    Guest host Meg!

    Gray’s live reactions to reading 32

    Rachel’s inner turmoil becomes outer turmoil

    Is mean Rachel “crazy”?

    What would happen if the other Animorphs got split?

    We swoon over Tobias and Rachel (no surprise there)

    What would happen if the hosts of Animorphology got split? And what if you played board games with them?

    Why we love mean Rachel

    How the split Rachels each manifest internalized misogyny

    Our separation-fueled megamorph and Helmacron theories

    When was peak Mary Kate and Ashley

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  • Episode 31: Better Parenting Through Bondage

    Book 31: The Conspiracy

    In this episode:

    The Animorphs finally face realistic logistical obstacles

    The Yeerks are bad at things

    No, but really, the Animorphs give the Yeerks way too much credit

    Did Ax really torture Chapman?

    Jake’s leadership crisis

    The Jake-Marco dynamic

    The no-confidence vote

    How selfish is each of the Animorphs?

    WWII-Animorphs parallels

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Ted, Jenny, and Gray read and discuss the Animorphs series.