Animorphology

In this episode:

- Some exciting announcements!

- Discussions about bad decisions, the difference between being a killer and a warrior, whether the Animorphs can go back to being normal kids, and leadership

- What is tiramisu?

- A deep dive into Cassie/Jake

- True neutral stances on murder and privacy

- 90s internet and airports

- Eventually, why Jake morphs a rhino

- Plus, another long-hidden truth about Andalite exo-biology

In this episode:

Another guest host!

What does a robot horse sound like?

The Yeerks make bad plans

Mental health language

Identical twin animals

A comparison to Tamara Pierce’s Wild Magic series

In this episode:

- Overall thoughts on the Andalite Chronicles
- A solid thirty minutes about time travel
- Did Tobias lay the Time Matrix?
- Andalite communism
- Forgiving Elfangor
- Hoobers and Mortrons
- The importance of grass on Earth
- SOFTBALL!
- Up close and personal with Z-Space
- Ellimist update: Gray still hates him
- Gray predicts the Hork Bajir Chronicles

In this episode:

-We read the second part of The Andalite Chronicles!

-There are cool Star Wars-esque space battles

-How does Elfangor’s moral compass develop?

-We learn more about the Andalites - including the horrible truth about what they REALLY look like

-The Ellimist’s birthday cake

In this bonus episode, Jenny, Ted, and Gray pull out the mic for an emergency extra podcasting session to discuss which Harry Potter house each of the Animorphs would belong to. Plus:

- We realize we do not know anything about Sex and the City characters

- We realize we do know things about Friends characters, but the Animorphs are super not like them

- What if the Animorphs were…sisters in a certain well-known Regency novel?

In this episode:

The most 90s thing that has happened since the 90s

Scapecrocs

Skepticism around the things teenage girls like

The sexual and longevity implications of morphing

Gray adds another morphing rule

Every balloon of mass has a story

Andalites don’t sneeze

We read the first part of The Andalite Chronicles!

- We learn about Andalite warrior culture, ethnocentrism, and inability to crouch

- We’re introduced to this weird species called humans

- Elfangor thinks about war crimes more than the Animorphs do

- Gray speculates on time travel, vice principals, and Elfangor banging a human. Then she rolls her eyes so hard she gives herself a headache.

In this episode:

The jungle is HORRIFYING

Time travel is confusing

Animorphology leadership lessons

Ax becomes a hot-looking monkey

Gray figures out the name of her rock band