Brendan is back AGAIN, and he pretty much does nothing (AGAIN). We have the Minecraft wall torch, the Rebecca Black "Friday" parody, the Clean Joke of the Day, and the trail mix Minecraft mod. The clean joke I got was: "Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course. But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury. "Ma'am," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday." "Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."" and me responding to my cousins: Eli: "Dude I hungry, but I'm to lazy to get out of bed.." Me: "Dude I good grammar and punctuation, but I'm to lazy to use them" it was funny. I fail at a portal reference in school, eat mini pizza pocket pimple things, my parents bedrooms bathrooms closet has a creepy light, Boromir from Lord of the Rings (end of movie/book one) takes one for the team,aliens abduct people from hotels, and The Laughing Mongoose, Audible, etc. feedback: http://www.twitter.com/chunks_o_wisdom and [email protected]