In which John expresses frustration with the listeners (or lack thereof), which Mike later uses as an excuse to do something big and dramatic. Also, Mike & John become Rhett & Murray from the Old 97's, but with less success.

In which Mike & John celebrate the animal kingdom, share top parenting tips, and take down Harvard. Also, DON'T LOOK IN THE TRASHCAN!

In which Mike & John reminisce via Skynet telephone service with their old friend-slash-brother-in-law Aaron The Actor who lives in Spain but speaks in English. Happy Yeaster everyone!

In which Mike & John share some bad company, along with some soul-shattering stories from several Summer shed shows. It's 90s rock concert stories, folks. But with more "S" words in the description. Also, there's not enough microphones.

In which the audience's mind is blown by the arrival of Mike & John's first celebrity guest, Mary Lynn Rajskub. Mary Lynn graciously endures questions about her acclaimed work as Claire the Operator on "48 Hours" (starring Tom Keifer from Cinderella), while also humoring Mike & John as they talk about the glory days of the 90s alternative comedy scene. Also, there's a fort.

In which Mike justifies his persistent use of thumbs down in public, John reveals a terrible high school secret, and the ultimate Prince & "Weird" Al Yankovic collaboration is discovered. Also, there's some he-he'ing around.