Well its early spring , with all the cleaning and organizing that comes with it, and  as our seasonal affective disorder has taken full control, we felt that it was time to get our competition on. You've heard of the tournement of champions, but who speaks for the speechless, the little long lost and for some, forgotten rides of yesteryear. So that is what were doing today, break out the hatchets for these brackets, because its time to dust off the defuncts with the 2023 Drunk Distory Tournament of Sadness. We will put up some of our favorite rides and attractions that are no longer amongst the living at the Disney World Resort to discover which one was the best of the bygone? 

In order to tackle a triumphant tournament like this we need some help, and today we are honored to be joined by the always hilarious and very knowledgeable; Travel Agent William (@travelagentwilliam on Tiktok).  We’re very excited to talk to him and hear his opinions on what defunct rides bring him the most Disney sadness! This is a long one, so pony up to the bar, get your favorite libation, and settle in for a no holds barred, kill or be killed, drag yo grandma from the grave fight to the finish. A wrestling match where we figure out if a cartoon driving toad is better than a cartoon dragon and his old man caretaker. Nevermind the school anthem to Mesa Verde, or the fact that stupid Judy is better at Jeopardy than you, we are here to find the definitive response to a three headed troll going snorkeling in shark infested waters. So which long lost lovely is gonna take this sweet sixteen down to churro town?, and which rides are going to meander down the boat ride river of tears  and go over don't give a fuck falls .... you gotta listen in to find out!