When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
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⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
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👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide! 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
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⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school shenanigans and look back on their time at public school in the 90s with probably way too much nostalgia. Thank you, as always, to the brave and tortured souls who so generously share these wonderfully ridiculous stories. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are better because this happened. Ok, maybe not everyone, but these two people are... Sorry, we should have just said that. Y'all rock for sending us these torrid and true tales and we couldn't be more grateful. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self. Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that has nothing to do with anything.  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER. So here you are, episode 60 of our BS! When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a second marriage, he unfortunately discovers that everything in his relationship isn't perfect in the most (physically) painful way possible. Thank you SO SO MUCH to "Arty" for sending in this fabulously terrible tale, we are so happy to hear that everything healed just fine for you. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible. Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊  Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much happier to read and write about than experience for ourselves. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Marcus changes his life and outlook through his new obsession, karate, he can't wait to take his crush to the dojo to show off his skills. Life, however (of course) has other plans for him. Morgan and Jo discuss this weird fantasy of having someone just, like, accidentally witness them doing something amazing but also Jo's deep fear and anxiety about being watched. These girls are a mess but the story is fab. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?
👄 Have one to tell?
⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
👀 Is it annoying?
👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan