APiaS 27: The APiaS Guide to Assassination: In which Ruth Bader Ginsburg pilots a megazord. This week on APiaS, Gabe and Noah spend roughly half an episode chiseling away at traditional concepts of assassination until they arrive at the most perfect scheme ever devised. Fixed blades. Large reptiles. Crowdfunding.

APiaS 26: Laser Jesus: In which we get Ray Romano to listen to this podcast.  Folks, welcome back to the island of Apias, your island in the sky, high and away from the machinery of life churning below you. We hope you enjoy your stay.

APiaS 25: Music, Pt. 1: In which Roger Waters bitches about his dad for 45 minutes. Folks, we’re gonna shoot ya’ straight; this episode has been due since March and it’s really boring in the second half. It’s mostly Gabe and Noah discussing music, which is really boring. We hope you enjoy it but don’t say you weren’t warned.

APiaS 23: Emergency Broadcast Panic: On this week’s episode of Any Port in a Storm – Gabe freaks the fuck out about nothing, as per usual.

APiaS 22: Brother Prime: On this week’s APiaS: Everyone is gonna need a big brother and a wood chipper.

APiaS 21: The Butter Lobby: What more information could you possibly need?

APiaS 20: Baudrillard Was Right: On this week’s APiaS: Germany is the least prone to fascism.

APiaS 18: Andnew: On this week’s APiaS: It’s not stalking.

APiaS 17: Irreconcilable Differences: Gabe and Noah respond to the 2016 American presidential election, among other things.

APiaS 15: People Like Jim Carrey?: God is a dude, you know? It’s a job.