Anything But A One!

Let’s talk about Thrud, why not… And this time, we have a guest! Widram of Squad Chaos joins the caravan for an episode.

We finish with a Bloodblusters from Nightwing. I hope you remember 2nd edition… What could go wrong?

00:00:00 – Intro

00:01:00 – God, just so much stuff.

02:17:00ish – End

Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Six: Thrud 2024 Prescussion

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He’s back! Twelfman has finally remembered the password to the clubhouse and the rest of them have finally let him in again.

This week (lol) they’re talking about the the latest FAQ that gone done been released, a tournament that Mike went to, vampire discussion, as well as all sorts of bits of news about Thrud, declaring the short story contest winner, and even about books. Also, Twelfman slags off Glowworm about four times. What’s that guys problem?

We round it off with a Bloodblusters from Nazgob involving complicated scenarios and detailed analysis. What could go wrong?

00:00:00 – Intro

00:01:00 – God, just so much stuff.

02:17:00ish – End

Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Five: FAQ You I Won’t Do What You Tell Me

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Twelfman wasn’t here again (what does he even do all day?), so he misses out on talking about how the gnomes actually played. Naz took them to a tournament! Goodness gracious. Whatever next?

Don’t forget to vote on your favourite short story from last+1 episode!

00:00:00 – Intro

00:01:00 – Gnomes, again

02:16:00ish – End

Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Four: Positively Informed Gnome Discussion

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Twelfman wasn’t here again, so he misses out on talking smack about the latest beardie stuntles to wander into the Blood Bowl pitch. Sucks to be him, I suppose!

Don’t forget to vote on your favourite short story from last episode!

00:00:00 – Intro

00:01:00 – Gnomes

02:00:00ish – End

Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Three: Less Rampant Gnome Discussion

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I couldn’t not call this episode “Rampant Gnome Speculation”, and I hope it’s clear why.

And we have the entries for the short story competition! Vote for your favourite below and next episode we’ll crown our winner.

Plus, Twelfman popped over and to say ‘hi’ on another podcast: Players to Nuffle. Go and check them out here: https://playerstonuffle.podbean.com/ Tune in to listen and see if they can do better or worse than the ABAO squad at a devilish Bloodblusters round where Twelfman asks each podcast the exact same set of questions…

00:00:00 – Intro

00:01:00 – Naz Being Mean To Some Newbies

00:50:00 – Rampant Gnome Speculation

01:22:00 – Short Story Readings

02:10:00ish – Bloodblusters

02:45:00ish – End

Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Two: Rampant Gnome Speculation (And Short Stories)

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Wow! Can you believe it! The 121st episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 120th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you).

I know they’re talking about Bubba and the NAF presidency, though, so there’s that.

Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a winner. Easy! Your deadline is: 23:59 on 01/04/2024. Submit it here!

00:00:00 – Intro

00:01:00 – Bubba/NAF Presidency

01:30:00ish – End

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Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty: It’s The One Hundred-And-Twenty-First Episode!

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Wow! Can you believe it! The 120th episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 188th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you).

Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a winner. Easy! Your deadline is: 23:59 on 01/01/2024. Submit it here!

00:00:00 – Intro

01:00:00 – Some inane nonsense or other

01:20:00ish – End

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Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty: It’s The One Hundred-And-Twentieth Episode!

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Happy New Year. Or is it? Yes. What better way to cheer the new year in than to watch Twelfman’s slow descent into madness? Watch him try to solve Landrover’s fiendish crossword in real time! ABAO_Xmas_cryptic_2023

Extra! We are going to be extending the current Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a winner. Easy! Your deadline is: 23:59 on 01/02/2024. Submit it here!

Here’s a new game.. How long into the episode do we actually start talking Blood Bowl? The answer may surprise you.

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Episode One-Hundred-and-Nineteen: Cross Words

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Wow! Can you believe it! The 118th episode! I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you).

But what’s this? It’s the ABAO Blood Bowl Themed Cryptic Cross, created by the one-and-only Landrover! Fill it in correctly and send it to us to have your name entered into a prize draw: ABAO_Xmas_cryptic_2023

Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a winner. Easy! Your deadline is: 23:59 on 01/01/2024. Submit it here!

00:00:00 – Intro

01:12:00 – Some inane nonsense or other

02:02:00ish – End

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Episode One-Hundred-and-Eighteen: It’s The One Hundred-And-Eighteenth Episode!

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We are graced with the illustrious presence of KFoged superstar and newly elected Team England captain: KFoged! In this episode we talk about Team England’s past and future, then dissect the new FAQs that GW have gone and released (here, if you were curious).

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Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a winner. Easy! Your deadline is: 23:59 on 01/01/2024. Submit it here!

00:00:00 – Intro and Team England Discussion

01:12:00 – FAQs

02:20:11 – End

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Episode One-Hundred-and-Seventeen: KFAQed

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