This week - anything you can, I can do better - is on all of our housewives' minds. The Madame Bovary effect is strong with each of them feeling life dissatisfaction and overcompensating in whatever way makes them feel better. Lynette with ADD meds, Susan with her quest for Mike, Gabby with her continued affair and Bree with her fight for her family's love.

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