This week Tom and I talk his ridiculous, sweet-tooth concoctions that would surely kill any normal human being, cadaver donors for hair replacement, how disgusting some (most) people are on airplanes/in airports, using autotune, putting ketchup on grilled cheese, getting in trouble at work/shitty bosses, the band Elliott from Kentucky, fucked up dreams/thoughts that keep you from sleeping, telling someone the truth especially when it’s not what they want to hear, common phrases that I can’t stand, and wildlife (ducks in this particular example) fucking each other up.

#producer #autotune #comedy #youredoingitwrong #twix #kitkat #shittybosses @watchmenstudios @autotune

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This week Tom and I get pretty intense on a bunch of hot-button issues though we honestly didn’t mean to. Tom provides me the revelation that we actually had our very first podcast together way back on December 11, 2008 (and yes, it is still available for viewing on YouTube)! We also have a viewing party for another video I made back in the day entitled: How To Make A Bagel Sandwich (totally worth a watch, also still available on YouTube)! Tom and I can’t seem to manage to NOT talk about Flat Earth on the damn show and it’s all Tom’s fault and it’s maddening but I still got him an anniversary gift!

Another shout out to Carol Lorraine Williams (I keep referring to her incorrectly as Carol Ann), she is one of my earliest influences, believing that I should do something with my voice for a living.

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At the top of the show is a lot of talk about poop, which, in part, is why Tom was late. Then we delve into discussions on oral hygiene, beard grooming preferences, classic movies from the 80’s, assholes that steal your seat at the movies, that Puck from The Real World is a real piece of shit, and I won’t watch your stupid Facebook video if you used some shitty royalty-free music bed.

Also, Tom tells the story of how the ocean nearly murdered him at a Cancun beach once when he was on tour in Mexico.

Finally, if you haven’t yet check out @elena_280614 on Twitter and IG. She’s an incredibly talented, self-taught artist whom has created some beautiful, lifelike works of art with just colored pencil and paper. Astonishing.

Free plug for @justcoffecoop @elena_280614 #therealworld

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This week my great friend Jessika Schreiber is in the apartment! As I reveal to her on the show, Jess is my own personal Joe Rogan. She is the busiest person I know. Her list of credits include mother of 2, business jetsetter, fitness fanatic, wife, and musician/vocalist for several Buffalo based music acts. We catch up, reminisce about the old days, talk about the legalization of specific drugs, conspiracy theories, and confirm that we judge people who don’t recycle.

Make sure to follow Jess and all of her musical adventures on Instagram @jessikaschreibermusic @feelsbuffalo @xoxopopband @soulpatchrocks @natecronk @stephen_mattucci @toridayeny @tomlaffertydrums

@facetofacemusic @recroombuffalo #nospermnoworm

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This episode is dedicated to my friend, Jason Rovillo, whom passed away last week. He had a monster of a personality and was one of the funniest people I’ve ever known. You are missed, brother.

On the lighter side, Tom and I talk about the time my cursing while performing at an outdoor show got the entire thing shut down, a possible Never Too Late reunion, how we’d like to be mourned/remembered when we die, the gangster homeless guy Papa Smurf from Detroit, how when we were kids you just left the pizza out overnight, in the box, on the stove, and the next day you just ate it and NO ONE EVER GOT SICK. Also, I talk about Hot Ones again concluding that Gordon Ramsey can’t handle heat, while Alton Brown can effortlessly break down the flavor profile of a hot sauce rated at 2 million Scoville. Music thieves, sketchy celebrity behavior, hockey fights, “the gay worm”, pinworms, parasites, construction season, and pizza breaks all on this episode of The Apartment A3 Podcast!

#gonetoosoon #hotones #firstwefeast #altonbrown #gordonramsey #canttaketheheat #thelastdab #papasmurf #gayworm #pinworm #hockeyfights

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On this episode we discuss stupid names for bathrooms, the North Pole theme park in the Adirondack Mountains in New York State, the earliest vacations you remember taking, Caddyshack 2, the best way to pack a car for a road trip, how for me Portland OR was a letdown, that Tom still doesn’t say Fred Armisen’s name correctly, DMXs time in Buffalo and that he tracked demos for his then upcoming album while he was in town for possession and traffic violations, the first CD we ever owned, how Blink 182 shaped Toms musical future, @fredcimato bass playing, the familiarity and comfort of playing with specific band mates, how NHL 2K6 made me hate Avenge Sevenfold, a bunch of different famous drummers, possible future tattoo plans, how new Disney/Pixar movies make us cry, and spoiler alerts. We also discuss our favorite ice creams, and how Perry’s “Bad Breakup” ice cream is total horseshit and should way more stuff in it. Check out @themichaelrosenbaum podcast @insideofyoupodcast !

#letshelptomgetfat #caddyshack2 @sordociego #fredarmisen #portlandia

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Tom and I are back with a whole new batch of bitching and jokes. This week we discuss Tommy turning 31, how our posture is garbage, acting is basically just lying, how I’ll never have the balls to throw my hat in the ring to try standup and how essentially every entertainer desperately needs attention/validation for one reason or another, the pitfalls of touring, and the grooming habits of aging men. I remind the world of how awesome The Holy Angels were, including @markbrickey @steverausche @j0eld0tc0m @spriggdiggler @curseconcrete , while Tom reminisces about the time Mark saved his life at a SweetDudeFest show. Also, I expound on my feelings about the social rudeness of some people that will play sound from their phone on speaker in public. Finally, please check out Mark Brickey’s Disneyland For Designers podcast. It’s an incredibly interesting and engaging listen, especially if you’re a Disney fan!

#theholyangles #sweetdudefest #disneylandfordesigners @danericksonart @chrisdcomedy @danericksonart @danecook @hannibalburess #louisck

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This week we discuss the voice over career that I never started, starting out in standup comedy and music while we harken back to the “bringer” shows of our earliest days in music, @hamilhimself voice over career including his many years portraying The Joker, #billycorgan rides a rollercoaster, I voice my concern over Tom’s desire to almost die doing “extreme” activities, I propose to Tom another “would you rather”, @kyledunnigan1 hilarious Instagram videos, how what a person experiences in life will determine their personality by age 4, how @chelpac33 great grandfather was a savage at the leading edge of technology (and is also a viral MEME), how fucking BOSS @teslamotors are, #notaflamethrower, how the hell can people like lyrics that don’t rhyme(?), and #yourmomshousepodcast losing the #mcdonalds and @mortonsteak sponsorships thanks to Uncle Terry which is fucking bullshit.

@meundies @getquip @casper @hamilhimself @steverausche @kyledunnigan1 @imogenheap #stevealbini

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This week Tom makes me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed on the show. Also, Tom and I talk about socially awkward/rude people and our own social awkwardness, the impact of Leaving Neverland, how Garth Brooks and Madonna are such enormous stars that they don’t know how to act human, Tom Jones, how social media companies are deplatforming specific accounts, going to Vegas to see the residency shows, trashing drum kits, how not to build an electric guitar but to definitely electrocute yourself, how Batfleck’s beard is better than mine, Kevin Smith’s heart attach anniversary, my sons upcoming birthday, old school talking action figures, why do people buy little kids birthday cards(?), and how taking naps is one of my favorite things to do in this world.

#ymh #leavingneverland #tomjones  #vegasvacation #batfleck @thatkevinsmith #oldschooltoys #venom #iwanttoeatyourbrain

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We are all over the place on this one. Again. Thanks for listening!!