Apocalypto

Apocalypto

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Apocalypto episodes

  • Episode 12 - Choking the Poltergeist

    After the obligatory 9/11 tribute the boys tackle the more pressing issues of auto erotic asphyxiation, ghosts, demons and dark energies.


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    Outro track: Shocking Blue - Venus

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 11 - They/Them 007

    On episode 11 the boys delve into Donda, woke James Bond and real estate. Ted also professes his disdain for the cultural void which is Las Vegas.


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    Outro song: Kanye West - Lift Yourself

    1 hr
  • Episode 10 - Stairway to ISIS

    In memory of Charlie Watts the boys turn Apocalypto into a classic rock podcast before finishing on a solution to all the worlds problems.


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    Outro Track: Black Sabbath - War Pigs

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 9 - TaliFans

    This week the boys congratulate Terror for winning the war on Terror. We bid farewell to rooting on Only Fans and ask what's next for porn on the internet? We also dissect names and what they're all about + guns, lots of guns.


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    Outro track: Ariel Pink - Put Your Number In My Phone

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 8 - Hillsong n' Dance (ft James Blayden)

    The boys are joined by James Blayden (As A White Man, Mind Pollution) to dissect the Brian Houston/Hillsong scandal and the creepiness of the church and our pollies. We also ponder why the hell people refuse to cook and what they'll do when the economy tanks and Maccas isn't open.


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    Outro track: Optic Nerve - Crash

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 7 - Russell Crowe's Band

    The boys talk celebrity gossip. carbon neutral cremations, trades, after parties, workplace depression and ask how anyone is supposed to keep working if wages don't go up..


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    Outro Track: Frenzal Rhomb - Russell Crowe's Band

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 6 - Apes with the Internet

    While Ted roams the streets of Vegas with a belly full of steak, Jasper is locked down fighting boomers on Twitter. The vaccine passport seems to be creeping closer while the Olympics start winding down. Lilly King's racist rant gets a mention too..


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    Outro track: Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 5 - Cookin out the Chlamydia

    Ted reviews the DONDA live stream, Jasper rants about Zuckerberg's taste for the flesh of endangered Aussie fauna and space tourism gets an unfortunate mention.


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    Outro track: ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin'

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 4 - 2021: A Dumb Space Odyssey

    Jasper and Ted share police stories. Ted talks wild weather and lockdown fires. The pointless and stupid billionaire space race comes up as does Alexa. Jasper also pays tribute to Max S. Porter who left us a year ago.


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    Outro track: Max S. Porter - River Faustian

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 3 - Lock Us Down and Give Us Space Jam 2 (ft Al Bates)

    Ted and Jasper welcome Al Bates (Take A Look Around podcast) to their trans-pacific church of Mel. We talk Cosby, grunge, Morrissey, Jimmy Savile and the pandemic pedos telling us what to do.


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    Outro track: Chris Cornell ft Timbaland - Part of Me

    1 hr 7 min

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Jasper Clifford-Smith and Ted Rader talk shit on the happenings at the end of the world.

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