Jasper is in day five of a lockdown while Ted is about to cop a monsoon. Val Kilmer and Wesley Snipes make an appearance. Jasper breaks down the Friendlyjordies situation and Ted suggests that we may already be living under fascism.

Jasper and Ted talk lockdowns and whacky pandemic precautions, discuss the, uh, cancellations of both Billie Eilish and John McAfee and ask whether or not Fang's boss should know if he's got an erection or not.