ALERT! We have left New York due to a giant explosion that destroyed everything and everyone but somehow Katie and Gabby survived unscathed. We snuck onto a giant ghost barge and traveled all the way to Chicago for shelter, meeting Joe McMahon a local comedy refugee. We talk all things Chicago based, aka the bean and how the only way to escape is by boat on Lake Michigan since zombies famously can't swim. ALERT #2! We are going radio silent after this episode for a few months to find a new bunker and get our rations in line. See you then losers!

Thomas Whitfield and Mike Abrusci are in the bunker to chat about STDS! Oooooh! Scary! We talk about how Katies famously been the host of the pod each week, how sex ed in America is insane and how AIDs is back so you better watch out you little sex freaks! Whether it's an STI pandemic or just slipping in your backyard.. we're all gonna die! Good luck, may the tides be with you!