Hygiene educator Wally Washingham joins Chalcedony and Clef to discuss best practices when it comes to personal hygiene in a post-apocalyptic world. It turns out Wally is also an amateur folk singer and shares a handful of his hygiene-centric songs. 

Physicist and time expert Dr. Cassi Peia chats with Clef and Chalcedony about how time will be impacted by the apocalypse. Despite Dr. Peia's best effort, the hosts struggle to understand the science and concepts behind time. 

Join Apodcastalypse producers J. Allen Bell and Mark Adams as they take listeners behind the scenes at Apodcastalypse, share some bloopers, and talk about their favorite moments from the first season.

Note from J. Allen and Mark:

This episode only includes a small handful of our favorite moments and “best of” clips. In honest truth we love each and every episode and guest we’ve had on the show this season. If we included everything we wanted the episode would have been 12 hours long and no one wants a 12 hour episode of a podcast. Additionally we’d like to offer our thanks and shout out to everyone who helped with the podcast – All the listeners who submitted questions for our guests, Andrew Lopo for the amazing theme music (and Christmas music), Ryan Flett for teaching us about loving our Bigfooted friends, Tim Nelson for making cannibalism sound fun, Ryan Grau for the special offers, Erin Zinzer and Sabina Spicer for teaching us the difference between brioche and bagels, Kara Hayes for giving us the sounds of love, Tom Ono for the truck nuts, Ben Fillerup for the Death Panel, and to our wonderful hosts Corey Gjerman and Brandy Bell! Cheezy but true.

Oh, and thanks to Paisley Jackson Smith for missing so much work.

There is a bit of a miscommunication at the heart of this week's episode about communications. Clef and Chalcedony were expecting an expert on Flowers however it turns out Dr. Toby Dyson is instead an expert in communications. It also turns out that Dr. Dyson has an agenda of his own for his Apodcastalypse podcast appearance. 

Dr. Richard Coddler stops by the studio to discuss healthcare in the post-apocalypse. In addition to healthcare related topics, Dr. Coddler talks with Clef and Chalcedony about a new Apple Product that will help aid in post-apocalypse healthcare decisions.

Our hosts are snowed in at a hotel outside of Detroit. Far from home, far from friends and family, and feeling a little down, Clef and Chalcedony are reminded of the true spirit of the holidays as some famous friends stop by to visit, with gifts in hand.

Kenosha, WI transportation planner Chadwick Morimoto is our guest this month as we discuss transportation in the post apocalypse. Not only is Mr. Morimoto an expert in Transportation but he is also an apocalypse enthusiast and very well may be from a different universe. 

Professional matchmaker Dr. Gina Dreyfus joins Clef and Chalcedony  to discuss dating, romantic communication, and sex in a post apocalyptic world. Dr. Dreyfus also talks with our hosts about her quest to find her long-lost son.