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"Celebrating the diversity and benefits of apples. Let's peel some laughs! After each joke, you only have five seconds to core the right answer. Listen until the end for today's fruity riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

2nd Joke: What kind of apple isn't an apple?

3rd Joke: Why did the apple cry?

4th Joke: What do you get when you cross an apple and a shellfish?

5th Joke: Why did the apple go to the doctor?

Today's Riddle: I protect the apple and can be red, green, or yellow. What am I?

We hope you enjoyed our jokes about apples! Come back tomorrow for a day full of nutty fun on National Nut Day!

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